5 secret tips for success from a TRS.

[mdminhaz05]

1 hour ago, newsmike said:

Most TRS know these secret tricks, so you can try to see if they work.

1. Stay online always. 25 Hours per day is good start, work up to more if you can.

2. Always work under flourescent light, all other lights hurt your sales.

3. Be sure to use left hand mouse. Everyone else uses right hand, and this makes you different.

4. Agree with every post in forum, whether you agree or not.

5. Most important. Edit your gig every 12 hours. - No more, no less, but you are already online 24 hours anyway. -  secret, don't tell, I could get kicked out of TRS club for revealing these secrets. 

Good Luck.

I am thrilled to see this awesome post of yours. Anyway thanks for the info😜🤣

[newsmike]

Just now, mdminhaz05 said:

I am thrilled to see this awesome post of yours. Anyway thanks for the info😜🤣

Maybe one day I will share #6, but you need a chicken and a harmonica for that. 😉

[samiaislam26]

omg this is so funny 🤣

[mdminhaz05]

Just now, newsmike said:

Maybe one day I will share #6, but you need a chicken and a harmonica for that. 😉

Maybe or that🤣

[katakatica]

2 minutes ago, newsmike said:

but you need a chicken and a harmonica for that

Does a Cow and a Chicken count? Sir, I really need the #6 tips I have no knocks since one days. 

(I could have sworn there was a part where these two played a harmonica but I don't want to have nightmares so I won't do more research.)
 

[tazulislamrana]

1 hour ago, ahmwritingco said:

Everything written in this thread is a joke. Threads like these pop up now and again. They're a way for successful sellers to blow off steam after having to read so much bad advice. 🙂

Thank you for the inform me. many thanks! 

[fa_ashraful]

Thanks a lot for sharing

[surajkartha]

1 hour ago, vovkaslovesnyy said:

So, I found my lamp, and I'm using my left hand now. 

When will I get my knock?

A little bit more to the left till your hand touches the edge of that tube, you will get the knock.. 😂

[maitasun]

8 minutes ago, fa_ashraful said:

Thanks a lot for sharing

I really hope you're joking. 😉

In case you aren't, this is what @ahmwritingco posted 👇

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Everything written in this thread is a joke. Threads like these pop up now and again. They're a way for successful sellers to blow off steam after having to read so much bad advice. 🙂

 

[mariashtelle1]

4 hours ago, newsmike said:

I will share #6, but you need a chicken

But I sacrifice chickens every day for lunch and dinner, why still no sells sir? 

[newsmike]

27 minutes ago, mariashtelle1 said:

But I sacrifice chickens every day for lunch and dinner, why still no sells sir? 

I sacrificed one at Chick-Fil-A today. Yum!

[devhossain]

thanks for your good advice . it will be very useful for new seller

[zeus777]

I have to say this. I mean, @maitasun already said this above, but for ANYONE who is responding to the post with a "thank you for the good advice" type of replies, I really seriously hope you are all joking and realize the post is this thing called "sarcasm."

BTW, I'm having chicken for dinner.
(Seriously, I'm having chicken and eggs on rice! 😋)

[salimislam440]

Thanks, for all sharing your 
advising.

[vickiespencer]

8 minutes ago, salimislam440 said:

Thanks, for all sharing your 
advising.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Alex.M]

1 hour ago, salimislam440 said:

Thanks, for all sharing your 
advising.

just in case that for some reason it wasn't very clear... the entire thread is a joke 

[anas_munir_01]

25 Hours per day is good start 😁😆

[dilipkumarpaul]

3 minutes ago, cre8iveartwork said:

just in case that for some reason it wasn't very clear... the entire thread is a joke 

In spite of telling it again and again by many, there will be more coming..
1. "Thank you" 

2. " Thanks for sharing valuable information"
3.  " Thanks for the advice" 

6 hours ago, tazulislamrana said:

Thank you for the inform me. many thanks! 

4. " Thank  you for the information" 

I'm still counting.............🤦‍♂️

[lifestylethusha]

 🙂🙂

[mariashtelle1]

Just now, lifestylethusha said:

thank you

What are you thanking for? 

[newsmike]

34 minutes ago, cre8iveartwork said:

just in case that for some reason it wasn't very clear... the entire thread is a joke 

How rude. I have never called your posts a joke. 😉

[Guest freelancer_joy2]

11 minutes ago, newsmike said:

How rude. I have never called your posts a joke. 😉

yahh

[Alex.M]

you can't be serious 😄

[newsmike]

34 minutes ago, cre8iveartwork said:

you can't be serious 😄

I was serious once, didn't care for it. 

Cheers

 

[abdheshkjha]

10 hours ago, sr__gfx said:

5. Most important. Edit your gig every 12 hours. - secret, don't tell. 😕... Is that really true?

I don't think this will work.