5 secret tips for success from a TRS.

[ahmwritingco]

1 minute ago, tazulislamrana said:

Thank you for the share your advice but every 12 hours edit the gig it's true???? because I don't know 🙂

Everything written in this thread is a joke. Threads like these pop up now and again. They're a way for successful sellers to blow off steam after having to read so much bad advice. 🙂

[vovkaslovesnyy]

So, I found my lamp, and I'm using my left hand now. 

When will I get my knock?

[alphagev]

1 minute ago, vovkaslovesnyy said:

knock

*knock knock*

[theratypist]

1 minute ago, vovkaslovesnyy said:

So, I found my lamp, and I'm using my left hand now. 

When will I get my knock?

Congo ahead bro.. 💞

[surajrenuka]

29 minutes ago, newsmike said:

I have a guy...   "For $5 I will sleep for you."  Good seller.

Can you please share me link to his Profile !! Please ! 🥱

[maitasun]

3 minutes ago, vovkaslovesnyy said:

So, I found my lamp, and I'm using my left hand now. 

When will I get my knock?

Here you go, Vov. Your wish is my command. 😁

[alphagev]

@maitasun would you perform a wellness check on the "For $5 I will sleep for you" guy? He's not knocking me back

[vovkaslovesnyy]

4 minutes ago, alphagev said:

*knock knock*

Uuuu... 

1 minute ago, maitasun said:

Here you go, Vov.

Double uuuu... 😁

And someone is knocking on the door 🚪

I think I have 3 new orders. Thank you, Fiverr Forum 😍

[ahmwritingco]

6 minutes ago, vovkaslovesnyy said:

So, I found my lamp, and I'm using my left hand now. 

When will I get my knock?

Lamp, left hand. Nice! If you stay online 25/7, your gig is going to be knocked on more times than heaven's door.

[rachelbostwick]

thanks for this great info, dear

 

p.s. Just to prove that this is a REAL TRS tip, here is my left hand mouse for when I need to rank my gig

 

[maitasun]

11 minutes ago, alphagev said:

@maitasun would you perform a wellness check on the "For $5 I will sleep for you" guy? He's not knocking me back

Sorry to tell you he no knock you, because he's knocked. Cold dead, if you wish. 😬

 

 

[alphagev]

2 minutes ago, maitasun said:

Cold dead

To kill a Knockinbird...

[newsmike]

5 minutes ago, maitasun said:

Cold dead, if you wish. 😬

If he is dead will it reduce his rank?

[katakatica]

1 hour ago, newsmike said:

Always work under flourescent light, all other lights hurt your sales.

Does complete darkness also work? 

It's my old friend and refuses to leave... 😞

 

(fantastic post, I'm cracking up after a day of 0 inspiration. Thank you!)

[newsmike]

10 minutes ago, rachelbostwick said:

Just to prove that this is a REAL TRS tip, here is my left hand mouse for when I need to rank my gig

Rach knows. 100% true.

[maitasun]

Just now, newsmike said:

If he is dead will it reduce his rank?

Right, dear. Thank you very good advice and informative. ♥️

[newsmike]

Just now, katakatica said:

Does complete darkness also work? 

It's my old friend and refuses to leave... 😞

Hello darkness my old friend..... (you may be too young to get that joke.)

[maitasun]

Just now, newsmike said:

Hello darkness my old friend..... (you may be too young to get that joke.)

Good songs and music never die. 😉

[newsmike]

1 minute ago, maitasun said:

Right, dear. Thank you very good advice and informative.

Will auto-refresher keep my rank even while dead?

[teeshub]

sorry its totally fake instruction

[katakatica]

2 minutes ago, newsmike said:

Hello darkness my old friend.....

I only know the meme, but I was going for it. 

Seriously though... sales aren't scared of Darkness right?

He doesn't bite...

much. 

 

[alphagev]

3 minutes ago, newsmike said:

Hello darkness my old friend.....

...I've come to knock to you again.

(ok, last joke about knocking, I swear)

[miiila]

1 hour ago, newsmike said:

I could get kicked out of TRS club for revealing these secrets

Hi Mike, some person with a profile pic of a mummy with mask asked me to pass this message on for a fiver.

"Most venerable newsmike, you are summoned to the Chamber of TRS Secrets, at the 25th hour.

You are not allowed to bring any Philisopher's Stones, Goblets of Fire, Deathly or other Hallows, or your wand.

You knew that revealing The Secret to mudblood Fiverrians is a punishable violation of the Terms of Service of the TRSing World of Fiverr.

Unfortunately, the whereabouts of the Chamber of TRS Secrets is so secret that even the TRSs themselves don't know where it is located or how to apparate there, which is fortunate, as it means you can keep hustling.

C'ya at the next virtual multitasking-multiscreen billionaires meeting.

U know who"

 

Well, some loony, I guess, sorry for stealing your time, but a fiver's a fiver, you know.

[maitasun]

1 minute ago, newsmike said:

Will auto-refresher keep my rank even while dead?

This will help for while dead. Unlimited revisions and 100% satisfaction guarantee, sir.

 

[newsmike]

3 minutes ago, miiila said:

"Most venerable newsmike, you are summoned to the Chamber of TRS Secrets, at the 25th hour.

Sooner or later, I know the elders will come for me.