Anything that you are fed up from on FORUM?

[zeus777]

You could have said that you are a TRS and have insider info that stolen pictures will get you blacklisted for TRS automatically…

insider info…wow, that kinda makes me sound…powerful…! 😃

I’d better use that next time!!

[zeus777]

I like that more…

I wish you could have said that, actually.

IF the same dude posts a similar thread, and IF he tells me I suck again…

I might turn into the deadly Samurai Meany-pants!!

[nikavoice]

And we gotta deal with it​:joy:🤢

[shananique]

People who ask the same question over and over again. Don’t even bother to read or scroll down before posting.

[miiila]

IF the same dude posts a similar thread, and IF he tells me I suck again…

I might turn into the deadly Samurai Meany-pants!!

I hope he’ll be back and that turn will be not written but drawn then!

[Guest anjylina]

Is there some one kind enough to order me, it ll be beneficial for both of us.
What the heck.😡

[eoinfinnegan]

Buyer/Seller makes a huge complaint accusing Fiverr of some perceived injustice.
Commenter responds with “… as it says in the Terms of Service”.
Buyer/Seller “What is the Terms of Service” or “I didn’t read the Terms of Service so its not my fault” type comments…

[nikavoice]

Is there some one kind enough to order me, it ll be beneficial for both of us.

What the heck.😡

[fonthaunt]

Yeah, this one irks me a lot! 👹

How about: "I bought two $5 gigs on this stupid site and I only wanted a 20 page website in one and a 75,000 e-book in the other. One delivered me a landing page and the other sent me 75K words in Martian!!! I DEMAND a refund AND I want to leave a -3 review for both!! I need that $10 for grandma’s surgery!

(Note: This is NOT about our many wonderful buyers who help keep this site going! I ❤️ you all and I am a buyer too!)

[saddu_writer]

How about: "I bought two $5 gigs on this stupid site and I only wanted a 20 page website in one and a 75,000 e-book in the other. One delivered me a landing page and the other sent me 75K words in Martian!!! I DEMAND a refund AND I want to leave a -3 review for both!! I need that $10 for grandma’s surgery!

(Note: This is NOT about our many wonderful buyers who help keep this site going! I ❤️

[fonthaunt]

Is there a way to give you more than one like. You won it. 😂

Nah, I actually think that’s a very small number of buyers, but it is a pet peeve! Sometimes both buyers and sellers only find the forum when they are still in the heat of fury! 😃

[psychicbunny]

I’m sick of graphic designers not wishing me a good life

I’m sick of graphic designers not wishing me a good life

Completely agree smh

[Guest parradesigns]

I’m sick of graphic designers not wishing me a good life

Completely agree smh

As a graphic designer, I wish you a thoroughly exciting life, and I’d like to remind you that me crest a nice logo and fast logo allso

[iamsachmusic]

I am very Professional but not getting sales (caught in the copyright claim)

It’s been 1 month no sales. I tried everything (They know nothing)

[lucycodex]

How about: "I bought two $5 gigs on this stupid site and I only wanted a 20 page website in one and a 75,000 e-book in the other. One delivered me a landing page and the other sent me 75K words in Martian!!! I DEMAND a refund AND I want to leave a -3 review for both!! I need that $10 for grandma’s surgery!

(Note: This is NOT about our many wonderful buyers who help keep this site going! I ❤️ you all and I am a buyer too!)

I see a lot of buyers requests that are like “I want someone to write me a 30,000 word book, my budget is 50 dollars!”

or

“I need someone to write me five 400 word articles for my blog, don’t respond if you can’t do all five for 10 bucks”

Nah hun, my prices are set. 400 words is 10$ minimum, a 30,000, which I won’t do anyways, will run you at least 6,000 bucks.

I know many people who sell their… uh… “Talents” on here are all like “I’ll write five 400 word articles for 5 dollars” but most of us need to pay rent. I have been writing since before I was a teenager, I certainly hope my skills are worth at least 10$.

[Guest parradesigns]

Adds topic to My Fiverr Gigs section

I will writ you an full enlgish content service in enligsh. Plz contact i am profesionnal

[fonthaunt]

I see a lot of buyers requests that are like “I want someone to write me a 30,000 word book, my budget is 50 dollars!”

or

“I need someone to write me five 400 word articles for my blog, don’t respond if you can’t do all five for 10 bucks”

Nah hun, my prices are set. 400 words is 10$ minimum, a 30,000, which I won’t do anyways, will run you at least 6,000 bucks.

I know many people who sell their… uh… “Talents” on here are all like “I’ll write five 400 word articles for 5 dollars” but most of us need to pay rent. I have been writing since before I was a teenager, I certainly hope my skills are worth at least 10$.

Oh, now, lucy, I could pay rent and write LOTS of articles for $5. I won’t, but some people would! The way you do it is like this:

Buyer: I need an article about dogs.

Seller: Article 1, written* in 1 second:

“The domestic dog (Canis lupus familiaris or Canis familiaris)[2] is a member of genus Canis (canines) that forms part of the wolf-like canids,[3] and is the most widely abundant carnivore.[4][5][6] The dog and the extant gray wolf are sister taxa,[7][8][9] with modern wolves not closely related to the wolves that were first domesticated.[8][9] The dog was the first domesticated species[9][10] and has been selectively bred over millennia for various behaviors, sensory capabilities, and physical attributes.[11]”

*I am using WRITTEN very, very loosely here. And no, I don’t sell articles like this. 😃

[nikavoice]

I see a lot of buyers requests that are like “I want someone to write me a 30,000 word book, my budget is 50 dollars!”

or

“I need someone to write me five 400 word articles for my blog, don’t respond if you can’t do all five for 10 bucks”

Nah hun, my prices are set. 400 words is 10$ minimum, a 30,000, which I won’t do anyways, will run you at least 6,000 bucks.

I know many people who sell their… uh… “Talents” on here are all like “I’ll write five 400 word articles for 5 dollars” but most of us need to pay rent. I have been writing since before I was a teenager, I certainly hope my skills are worth at least 10$.

I see a lot of buyers requests that are like “I want someone to write me a 30,000 word book, my budget is 50 dollars!”

What’s mind-boggling is the high amount of offers the bargain basement buyer receives. The same goes for voice-overs, too. Buyers wanting an audiobook say about 50,000 words for $100 :rolling_eyes:, a complete waste of time and JOKE. I think to myself are these buyers mad or are these sellers just desperate for an order?! sheesh

[ssj1236]

…I’d ask what’s going on here but I can tell I’d regret asking

[djgodknows]

[djgodknows]

[fonthaunt]

I see a lot of buyers requests that are like “I want someone to write me a 30,000 word book, my budget is 50 dollars!”

What’s mind-boggling is the high amount of offers the bargain basement buyer receives. The same goes for voice-overs, too. Buyers wanting an audiobook say about 50,000 words for $100 :rolling_eyes:, a complete waste of time and JOKE. I think to myself are these buyers mad or are these sellers just desperate for an order?! sheesh

I think to myself are these buyers mad or are these sellers just desperate for an order

They are desperate and they are doing what I did above, except they think it is passable if it’s spun, something like this:

The family animal is a memmber of genus Canis dog that formulates part of the wolfs and is the most very generally abundunt carnivore. The dog @nd the exinct gray wolf are sisters. taxa. with moderndogs not closely related to werewo1ves. (CopySnape passed)

[lucycodex]

I think to myself are these buyers mad or are these sellers just desperate for an order

They are desperate and they are doing what I did above, except they think it is passable if it’s spun, something like this:

The family animal is a memmber of genus Canis dog that formulates part of the wolfs and is the most very generally abundunt carnivore. The dog @nd the exinct gray wolf are sisters. taxa. with moderndogs not closely related to werewo1ves. (CopySnape passed)

Omg I got Fanfiction.net vibes from that

[nikavoice]

I think to myself are these buyers mad or are these sellers just desperate for an order

They are desperate and they are doing what I did above, except they think it is passable if it’s spun, something like this:

The family animal is a memmber of genus Canis dog that formulates part of the wolfs and is the most very generally abundunt carnivore. The dog @nd the exinct gray wolf are sisters. taxa. with moderndogs not closely related to werewo1ves. (CopySnape passed)

I knew it LOL! tsk, tsk, tsk… Sneaky buzzards!

Which brings me to “work smarter, not harder” 😎

[lucycodex]

I see a lot of buyers requests that are like “I want someone to write me a 30,000 word book, my budget is 50 dollars!”

What’s mind-boggling is the high amount of offers the bargain basement buyer receives. The same goes for voice-overs, too. Buyers wanting an audiobook say about 50,000 words for $100 :rolling_eyes:, a complete waste of time and JOKE. I think to myself are these buyers mad or are these sellers just desperate for an order?! sheesh

Those buyers are stingy, and I am certain 95% of the sellers didn’t even read what the buyer asked, they are probably like “Oh you said 5$ for 5000 words? I didn’t read, buy my service for 80$” That’s why you see so many buyers that are like “If you can’t write my book for 9$ don’t bother responding!”

It’s a strange combination of desperation and stinginess.