Limerick Heaven (or Hell)

[zeus777]

OK, I am SO going to try to come up with my own masterpiece…
you guys just wait…!!

[blaisefaint]

OK, I am SO going to try to come up with my own masterpiece…

you guys just wait…!!

I’ma write a MASTERPIECE – just you wait!

Wait and wait – I can’t promise the date…

It’ll have all that jazz – meter and rhyme

Just be patient, greatness takes time…

Just you wait, just you wait – it’s gonna be great!

[fonthaunt]

OK, I am SO going to try to come up with my own masterpiece…

you guys just wait…!!

There was an aspiring poet named Zeus

who was like a god(diess) with a muse

she is to be thanked for getting past the hundreds

and saving a nearly tossed out super cool thread

since the OP emmaki made us laugh with our coffee

but then posted a link to a video that got it flagged for being inappropriatey

[blaisefaint]

There was an aspiring poet named Zeus

who was like a god(diess) with a muse

she is to be thanked for getting past the hundreds

and saving a nearly tossed out super cool thread

since the OP emmaki made us laugh with our coffee

but then posted a link to a video that got it flagged for being inappropriatey

Why doesn’t the “View Hidden Content” link work?

If it’s not going to work, it should be removed…

I must register my discontent

Cause I tried but can’t view hidden content

I tried to get shh done

But my efforts came all undone

Please don’t take offense – I just had to vent…

[zeus777]

I’ma write a MASTERPIECE – just you wait!

Wait and wait – I can’t promise the date…

It’ll have all that jazz – meter and rhyme

Just be patient, greatness takes time…

Just you wait, just you wait – it’s gonna be great!

dang it, how do you do that!!!???

Oh, I’m, um, * cough cough * still working on my…well, masterpiece.

just give me more time.

[zeus777]

There was an aspiring poet named Zeus

who was like a god(diess) with a muse

she is to be thanked for getting past the hundreds

and saving a nearly tossed out super cool thread

since the OP emmaki made us laugh with our coffee

but then posted a link to a video that got it flagged for being inappropriatey

I was drinking some green tea at work when I read this…

i nearly got tea all over the screen, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[zeus777]

Saw some limericks on Fiverr
I thought pfft, hey, I can do better
But being an idiot
Ain’t got the skills to do it
Now I’m labeled the dumb-@ss forever

…I’ll try harder next time. I swear.

[fonthaunt]

Why doesn’t the “View Hidden Content” link work?

If it’s not going to work, it should be removed…

I must register my discontent

Cause I tried but can’t view hidden content

I tried to get shh done

But my efforts came all undone

Please don’t take offense – I just had to vent…

@blaisefaint Which one is view hidden content? The spoiler function works and if you want to hide the details… [details=Summary]I am pretty sure it works too so these are long details.[/details]

Where you did a detail one

Don’t look here if you don’t want to be skeered!

It is hidden for me until I click it, which I did because I wanted to be skeeeeerrrreed. However, when I hide my own, it doesn’t look hidden, probably because Discourse thinks I already know what I wrote anyway. 😃

[fonthaunt]

I was drinking some green tea at work when I read this…

i nearly got tea all over the screen, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I’m glad I gave you a laugh! Do you think the mods should have to make all moderator commentary in rhyme?

[blaisefaint]

@blaisefaint Which one is view hidden content? The spoiler function works and if you want to hide the details… [details=Summary]I am pretty sure it works too so these are long details.[/details]

Where you did a detail one

Don’t look here if you don’t want to be skeered!

It is hidden for me until I click it, which I did because I wanted to be skeeeeerrrreed. However, when I hide my own, it doesn’t look hidden, probably because Discourse thinks I already know what I wrote anyway. 😃

[details=Dear Maddie:]I’m not sure I understand your question.

Good night,

Blaise[/details]

[fonthaunt]

[details=Dear Maddie:]I’m not sure I understand your question.

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Good night,

Blaise[/details]

This is a note ONLY for Blaise.

[details=CLICK HERE!]When you asked why the “View Hidden Content” link didn’t work, I wasn’t sure if you meant the function called “Hide Details” in your screenshot. I thought so and picked it for the demo. Does that clear it up?

If someone is reading this besides Blaise: Shame on you!.[/details]

[blaisefaint]

This is a note ONLY for Blaise.

[details=CLICK HERE!]When you asked why the “View Hidden Content” link didn’t work, I wasn’t sure if you meant the function called “Hide Details” in your screenshot. I thought so and picked it for the demo. Does that clear it up?

If someone is reading this besides Blaise: Shame on you!.[/details]

[details=This is a note for EVERYONE BUT Maddie!]Oooh, Maddie, you looked!

This is the “View Hidden Content” to which I was referring.

It’s probably something a Moderator NEVER SEES, because no content is ever hidden from a Moderator…

[/details]

[djgodknows]

Shaved Puddy Tat Warning!

[miiila]

My quest to like every post was ruined by Maddie and Blaise
With this ‘Only for Maddie’, ‘Only for Blaise’ malaise
Doesn´t matter, DJ ruined it anyhow
With not the limerick but the pic bit now
So the badge for a thread with all posts liked is still a haze.

DJ, if I want to see pics like that, I go watch Mr. Bean re-runs. 🙈

P.S. Does that badge exist at all? It should!

[blaisefaint]

My quest to like every post was ruined by Maddie and Blaise

With this ‘Only for Maddie’, ‘Only for Blaise’ malaise

Doesn´t matter, DJ ruined it anyhow

With not the limerick but the pic bit now

So the badge for a thread with all posts liked is still a haze.

DJ, if I want to see pics like that, I go watch Mr. Bean re-runs. 🙈

P.S. Does that badge exist at all? It should!

[details=This post reserved for miiila]They say miiila don’t like mayonnaise

Something 'bout too much LDS in her Berkeley daze

And she sure don’t wanna look at

Some badly shaved puddy-tat

God knows why DJ posted that one anyways…[/details]

[miiila]

[details=This post reserved for miiila]They say miiila don’t like mayonnaise

Something 'bout too much LDS in her Berkeley daze

And she sure don’t wanna look at

Some badly shaved puddy-tat

God knows why DJ posted that one anyways…[/details]

laughs line 1 btw is a hard fact, not hearsay!

[miiila]

Now nobody can say limericking is a useless pastime!

[misscrystal]

Now nobody can say limericking is a useless pastime!

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@miiila

How does it know you actually read it? Maybe your browser stayed open while you did other things.

Just wondering…

[miiila]

@miiila

How does it know you actually read it? Maybe your browser stayed open while you did other things.

Just wondering…

IT only knows that I scrolled, the cam of my laptop is covered with a sticker, so it can´t anylyze my eye movements… 😉

if you don´t scroll all the way down btw it tells you you’re at post e.g. 118/120, even while you´re just reading #120.

[fonthaunt]

[details=This is a note for EVERYONE BUT Maddie!]Oooh, Maddie, you looked!

This is the “View Hidden Content” to which I was referring.

It’s probably something a Moderator NEVER SEES, because no content is ever hidden from a Moderator…

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[/details]

This is the “View Hidden Content” to which I was referring.It’s probably something a Moderator NEVER SEES, because no content is ever hidden from a Moderator…

Alas, yes, I admit I had a look,

I stole peeks like a common crook!

Mods can’t see hidden content either;

they must click arrows like all the heathens,

Now another thing mods cannot see

is forum PMs which seem secure to be

but before DJ makes a message with worse

staff can see all and put on a curse!

[misscrystal]

IT only knows that I scrolled, the cam of my laptop is covered with a sticker, so it can´t anylyze my eye movements… 😉

if you don´t scroll all the way down btw it tells you you’re at post e.g. 118/120, even while you´re just reading #120.

Ok I just scrolled all the way down and then back up, then back down.

Let’s see if I get that badge. I see only 24 people have it.

That’s a good idea to put tape over your cam. One time on a big chat site I had my cam on the whole time I was in my bedroom changing clothes and didn’t know it was on.

[miiila]

[details=For Blaise]There was this one guy called Blaise
Helped anyone out without delays.
Wrote replies to each ‘Help me!’ post
With the patience of a whole angel host.
I was awed and wowed and amaze…d.[/details]

Where´s Emma btw…Emma, your dropship needs its Captain?

[misscrystal]

In my gig I am a proofreader,
but my grammar is not the best,
so I use an online proofreader,
so what you get from me is a mess.

[eoinfinnegan]

In my gig I am a proofreader,

but my grammar is not the best,

so I use an online proofreader,

so what you get from me is a mess.

I “unhearted” this just so I could heart it again.

[tobteks]

Really, put a tape up your webcam?

Someone has got to be kidding me …😕