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There was a young man called Tob

Who thought a young lady had done a bad job.

But she just gave an idea,

That´s why the chicken are here

And now the young man has his own j̶o̶b̶ bad limerick. (1)

(1) This limerick was censored for the sake of the audience by the M̶i̶n̶i̶s̶t̶r̶y̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶M̶a̶g̶i̶c̶

̶ Ministry of Limerick

My very own attempt, I am not a writer… lol 😋

There was a young woman named Emilia,

I don’t know her but she looks familiar,

Probably met her before,

That, I am not sure,

She did call me Tob in lieu of Toby

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fonthaunt Proficient

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For Badgers Only

Look! Discourse has a Bug Reporter Badge, do we have it? Maddie? @fonthaunt

ETA:

Here seems to be a bug btw, when I reply to the last post of a thread, by clicking the Reply button on that post and not the green ‘general’ Reply button, my post doesn´t refer to that last post of the thread. The post comes right after the last one, sure, but still it could either refer to that post, or to the whole thread generally, so if one clicks Reply for that specific last post, that should still

show, or no? (for the sake of rhymes)

Discourse has a Bug Reporter Badge, do we have it? Maddie? @fonthaunt

@miiila I believe the answer to this one is no. I just looked under the moderator tools to see if that badge could even be added to someone’s forum account, and I don’t see one listed for Bug Reporter. I imagine that Fiverr had a default set to utilize, and from the appearance of the forum they probably chose that one. 🙂

I think the ones here http://forum.fiverr.com/badges are mostly available, although some seem tougher than others. I thought some were impossible, but I’m still not sure about that. I tried for the Campaigner badge to see if it worked, but so far I don’t have it. Since it’s the next one after Anniversary and I don’t see any “B” ones like “Bug Reporter” I give you honorary bug reporter if you get campaigner. I will even make you a badge myself. 😉

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Look! Discourse has a Bug Reporter Badge, do we have it? Maddie? @fonthaunt

ETA:

Here seems to be a bug btw, when I reply to the last post of a thread, by clicking the Reply button on that post and not the green ‘general’ Reply button, my post doesn´t refer to that last post of the thread. The post comes right after the last one, sure, but still it could either refer to that post, or to the whole thread generally, so if one clicks Reply for that specific last post, that should still

show, or no? (for the sake of rhymes)

I just noticed that my previous post was #80. You have slowed down on your quest. More help in here, please! 😛

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miiila

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I just noticed that my previous post was #80. You have slowed down on your quest. More help in here, please! 😛

I´ll come back with another bad limerick, as soon as I´ve finished the ebook translation I need to deliver frighteningly soon 🙀

There was a young lass in distress

PDF to Word can be a real mess

No time for poems

Nor protozoans

Let´s hope it is eustress.

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emmaki

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Only 19 more messages, people
Don’t be so giddydam feeple
Say a verse is shit
that it won’t be a hit
and make this post a threeple.

NOTICE: I saw what the protozoans did last week and this is not acceptable. This is your last warning, flagellent or not!

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[details=Don’t look here if you don’t want to be skeered!]It’s the start of World War T
Things are looking dire for the likes of you and me
Elon Musk says he’ll take us to Mars
Yet all he has to show us are his 'lectric cars
Hurry up, Mr. Musk, cause looks likes Mars’s the place to be![/details]

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http://www.google.com

I was going to make a limerick about Badge farming (I am attempting the sharing badge now), but badge is too much work.

LIMERICK CHALLENGE: make a limerick using Hungary as a rhyme. Bonus difficulty: no made up words. Have fun, suckers! The link above may prove helpful in this quest.

EDIT: how the hell do I get the share thing to work so I can get a badge?

hmmmmz

There once was a fish named Kurt

his fishbowl was full of dirt

it turned greyish green

like the flag of Hungary

so he started to swivel and twerk

as half Hungarian, i can confidently say i don’t like the shade of green on the flag, so that was my inspo : )

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There was a psychic who liked chicken

With obsession she was perfectly stricken

With each morsel she devoured

she became more superpowered

That psychic who is conveniently also a wiccan for the sake of this limerick

25% seems impossible. It would involve venturing into the spam gulags. shudder

Wow I loved that Limerick thank you emmaki 😘

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miiila Grand Master

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A silvery ‘Ping!’ sounds clear.
Adrenaline rises, joy or fear?
Clicking the other window to see
If friend or foe or stranger to me.
Such is life in the Fiverr sphere.

…I think it wanted to be a haiku first and got lost on it´s way… -_-

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miiila Grand Master

miiila

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When you have so many orders in queue

Sadly you could only outsource a few

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Lol, I think I’m stuck on that one? @emmaki@miiila any help?😝

When you have so many orders in queueSadly you could only outsource a few…

Lol, I think I’m stuck on that one? @emmaki@miiila any help?😝

When you have so many orders in queue

Sadly you could only outsource a few

Outsourcing though might make you a shark

I´m telling you, better go hunt for the Snark

That is a much nobler avenue.

#97!

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tobteks

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When you have so many orders in queueSadly you could only outsource a few…

Lol, I think I’m stuck on that one? @emmaki@miiila any help?😝

When you have so many orders in queue

Sadly you could only outsource a few

Outsourcing though might make you a shark

I´m telling you, better go hunt for the Snark

That is a much nobler avenue.

#97!

Yay! Go @miiila Go @miiila 👏

#Okbye :running_man:

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