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A pick up line for your crush or wife/husband


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I don't have any pickup lines, but I do remember one from this movie White Chicks.
I think it went like the guy approaching the girl ( spoilers, it's actually a guy disguised as a girl...) and then saying
"Excuse me, Santa must have come earlier this year because you're at the top of my Christmas list."

And right away he's told to "take your 80's pick up line and jump out the building window."

That scene made me laugh.

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10 minutes ago, theratypist said:

"I'd say God bless you, but looks like He already did." 😇

Ah, that sounds like a line that my husband and I would use on each other!

We got married on Dec 17th and my husband's name is Jun (pronounced as "June," like his birth month).

So I like to say, "In the midst of December, I have Jun." 🥰

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11 hours ago, theratypist said:

Yo Mama jokes?

Several years ago, I was watching a rerun episode of the Steve Harvey show, and there was a scene where Steve says

"Yo mama is so old when the lord said Let there be light!! she was there to hit the switch."

That is so far the ONLY yo-mama-joke that made me laugh out loud.
Also if your mom was there to witness the creation of the world AND had the honors of flipping the very first light switch in the history of mankind,
doesn't that make your mom super cool?  🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'd love to see more yo-mama jokes that will make me laugh as much as this one!

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On 2/14/2023 at 2:58 PM, zeus777 said:

I don't have any pickup lines, but I do remember one from this movie White Chicks.
I think it went like the guy approaching the girl ( spoilers, it's actually a guy disguised as a girl...) and then saying
"Excuse me, Santa must have come earlier this year because you're at the top of my Christmas list."

And right away he's told to "take your 80's pick up line and jump out the building window."

That scene made me laugh.

okay, i am going to jump out a building window. 😢 

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On 2/14/2023 at 3:32 PM, vickieito said:

Ah, that sounds like a line that my husband and I would use on each other!

We got married on Dec 17th and my husband's name is Jun (pronounced as "June," like his birth month).

So I like to say, "In the midst of December, I have Jun." 🥰

Awwwwn, that's really sweet🤩

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