A pick up line for your crush or wife/husband

[mianhashaam06]

This one is for my crush.

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest." 🥰😄

Now it's your turn. 

Singles can also participate.😂

[words_to_wow]

I don't have any pick up lines, but your's was cute. Lol. I wouldn't fall for it personally but it's worth a smile!

[yankeeboss]

In a world full of coronavirus, I wanna be your hand sanitizer 

[ads_shanto007]

On 2/12/2023 at 9:01 AM, mianhashaam06 said:

This one is for my crush.

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest." 🥰😄

Now it's your turn. 

Singles can also participate.😂

" Roses are Red,

Handpick are Blue "

" You are my Girlfriend,

I want to give you glue "

[zeus777]

I don't have any pickup lines, but I do remember one from this movie White Chicks.
I think it went like the guy approaching the girl ( spoilers, it's actually a guy disguised as a girl...) and then saying
"Excuse me, Santa must have come earlier this year because you're at the top of my Christmas list."

And right away he's told to "take your 80's pick up line and jump out the building window."

That scene made me laugh.

[theratypist]

"I'd say God bless you, but looks like He already did." 😇

Can we do this again later this year on good lines but for Yo Mama jokes? Of course no real mamas to be hurt in the process hahahaha 😄 

[guru3dart]

She: Oh!! do are you having a fever?
Me: Noh! I am on FIVERR!!

[vickieito]

10 minutes ago, theratypist said:

"I'd say God bless you, but looks like He already did." 😇

Ah, that sounds like a line that my husband and I would use on each other!

We got married on Dec 17th and my husband's name is Jun (pronounced as "June," like his birth month).

So I like to say, "In the midst of December, I have Jun." 🥰

[breals]

[words_to_wow]

Okay, I thought of one, and let me warn ya'll, it is corny! Lol

Person one: Excuse me. Do your parents own a vineyard?

Person two: No, why?

Person one: Because, girl/boy you are fine as wine.

 

Hey, somebody out there would fall for it 😅

[visualstudios]

How much does a polar bear weigh? Just enough to break the ice! Wanna get a drink?

[zeus777]

11 hours ago, theratypist said:

Yo Mama jokes?

Several years ago, I was watching a rerun episode of the Steve Harvey show, and there was a scene where Steve says

"Yo mama is so old when the lord said Let there be light!! she was there to hit the switch."

That is so far the ONLY yo-mama-joke that made me laugh out loud.
Also if your mom was there to witness the creation of the world AND had the honors of flipping the very first light switch in the history of mankind,
doesn't that make your mom super cool?  🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'd love to see more yo-mama jokes that will make me laugh as much as this one!

[jonbaas]

"Nice shoes."

😛 

[visualstudios]

13 hours ago, zeus777 said:

That is so far the ONLY yo-mama-joke that made me laugh out loud.

 

[mianhashaam06]

On 2/14/2023 at 9:10 AM, words_to_wow said:

I don't have any pick up lines, but your's was cute. Lol. I wouldn't fall for it personally but it's worth a smile!

Awwww, Always keep smiling 😇

[mianhashaam06]

On 2/14/2023 at 2:58 PM, zeus777 said:

I don't have any pickup lines, but I do remember one from this movie White Chicks.
I think it went like the guy approaching the girl ( spoilers, it's actually a guy disguised as a girl...) and then saying
"Excuse me, Santa must have come earlier this year because you're at the top of my Christmas list."

And right away he's told to "take your 80's pick up line and jump out the building window."

That scene made me laugh.

okay, i am going to jump out a building window. 😢 

[mianhashaam06]

On 2/14/2023 at 7:42 PM, breals said:

Girl: If men were landing pages, I’d only want to convert on you. 😂

[mianhashaam06]

On 2/15/2023 at 7:42 AM, jonbaas said:

"Nice shoes."

😛 

This is not a pick up line, this is the ultimate compliment for girls. 😂😂

[rimon_ishad]

are you a joke? because whenever I see you I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣

[stonesadreana8]

Hey, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together!

[mianhashaam06]

On 4/7/2023 at 11:35 PM, stonesadreana8 said:

Hey, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together!

Oh, then it will become UI Design. 

[ontor_das]

On 2/12/2023 at 9:01 AM, mianhashaam06 said:

This one is for my crush.

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest." 🥰😄

Now it's your turn. 

Singles can also participate.😂

Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

[proconsultn2035]

- Did we go to school together? I could swear we had chemistry.

-Did your license get suspended for driving all those guys crazy?

Edited October 16, 2023 by proconsultn2035

[prisy248]

On 2/14/2023 at 3:32 PM, vickieito said:

Ah, that sounds like a line that my husband and I would use on each other!

We got married on Dec 17th and my husband's name is Jun (pronounced as "June," like his birth month).

So I like to say, "In the midst of December, I have Jun." 🥰

Awwwwn, that's really sweet🤩