why is no one hiring me?

[pdbstudios]

i showed samples and i am available all the time

then when i go offline for a week someone hires me and i lose them because i wasn't there to answer, i can't receive a notification, can i?

i mean, just look at my page, isn't that good enought?

https://www.fiverr.com/pdbstudios

[vickieito]

21 minutes ago, pdbstudios said:

i mean, just look at my page, isn't that good enought?

https://www.fiverr.com/pdbstudios

Hi @pdbstudios,

Your headline states that you are "waiting for the first client" and your description is "no has bought anything yet." You also have no gigs published so there's no way for anyone to order any services from you. Without gigs, you also aren't visible on Fiverr's search, so no one can find you.

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Please refer to the resources on the Help Center to set up your gigs:

https://www.fiverr.com/support/articles/360010451397-Creating-a-Gig

Edited December 29, 2022 by vickieito

[pdbstudios]

hi

this is how i plan to become rich

i will start from making common gigs and when i will have clients almost every day i will hire an employee, i will assign part of my job to the employee, by letting the employee contact the client by copy pasting the messages between them.

i will then take the work done from my employee and deliver it. i will keep only 20% of the earnings and give the rest to my employee

then i will repeat from hiring a new employee until i will reach 20 employees

after reaching 20 employees i will hire a manager and the manager will do my job and i will pay the manager 10% of every employee's work

then i will repeat from the first step as many times as i want until i become rich enough to open my own company

after opening my own company i will start producing something with a high demand, for example: lightbulbs, lingerie, socks, screws, drilling heads, soldering bars

 

i will generate up to 5000 new job positions

i will only hire people who have families or plan to make a family, so this will help many having a future

and i will open my factories in places where it's hard to find a job so to help entire towns

 

the money earned from my company will be used to buy advertisements and i will make events with high value prices in the local value

i will plan: races, art contests, stylist contests, engineering contests

 

i will also buy hundreds of houses around the world and make housing affordable again by renting them at very low prices with a minimum income so to lower the average house renting prices

but the question is... would you trust me and my broken italian-ish english?❤️

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how much would you bet if it was possible to bet on me?

do you have any question for me?

what is your plan to become rich?

what should i change and what do you think that will never work?

 

i'm on Fiverr because no one gives me a job but i am an IT, i went thru the top 2nd hardest kind of school, i passed every year like nothing, i never got rejected

so what am i doing with my life? well i play minecraft towny most of the time and i send CVs to careless rude recruiters, i stopped recently but i'm used to create fictional towns/empires and administrate them to a level that i have never seen before (except my own towns), everyone's town only lasts a few weeks but i make towns that can last months if not infinitely as long as a few play in them.

i like thinking about failproof designs, if something can fail and i lose something then i won't do it because that won't be any good for me, recenlty i wanted to meet a very nice american girl, but i'm italian, and i am in italy, so i should take a plane to get to her, so i thought way to meet her... but let's talk about the past first

in the past i wanted to meet a girl, i was told to go somewhere and then i got ignored when i got there, that was in my hometown and i only paid the bus tickets and it was a little loss of 2€

but if i was going to travel to the USA and lose 300€x2 i needed a plan

my plan was to make some kind of contract to make so if i get there and she is not there for me and we don't meet, then she will remain in debt with me and she will have to repay my plane tickets, accomodation and everything i spent to get there, instead if we meet like normal people do, i will pay everything on my own

the first thing she said was:

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I DON'T HAVE MONEY

so i explained that i didn't want the money i wanted us to meet without the danger of getting trolled and losing money on it, she said nothing, we spoke about something else and after a few days i asked again and she again told me that she could not pay (was she going to avoid me once i got there?)

so i asked more reasons, i insisted for her to explain why, i knew her for more than 2 years with the promise of "one day dating each other in the real life", we played many games together and we had a videocall once (nothing naughty or bad, just hang out a while to know if we are compatible)

she initially said that her father didn't let her out, then she said he lets her out but she never wants, so i asked what would she do if i came there, she didn't say that she didn't want to go out with me, so i asked her if she didn't want to meet me anymore and if i was waiting there for nothing, she blocked me.

i even proposed her to do the same but instead of me coming she was the one to come with the same contract but she could not get a job like me but what shocked me is that she didn't even have holydays like Christmas or birthday parties to get money from parents...

i had to really test her to prove if she really wanted me or if it was all a bad joke, it was a bad joke indeed, but she never got to joke with me.

so i found this out by somehow letting her chose a simple question "do you want me or not", and lying was not allowed.

she didn't lie. nothing to bet, nothing to lose, victory or nothing.

 

and this works because if you exclude "losing", only "winning" and "nothing" will remain.

so... are you going to comment now? plese do it, comment, i love comments, anything will be fine, improve from my mistakes, what could have i done to avoid losing her?

what is the best kind of company to found?

[pdbstudios]

1 hour ago, vickieito said:

Hi @pdbstudios,

Your headline states that you are "waiting for the first client" and your description is "no has bought anything yet." You also have no gigs published so there's no way for anyone to order any services from you. Without gigs, you also aren't visible on Fiverr's search, so no one can find you.

Please refer to the resources on the Help Center to set up your gigs:

https://www.fiverr.com/support/articles/360010451397-Creating-a-Gig

wait what? no one can see these? //// oh my bad they were inactive, do you know any way to make so i can get notifications on my phone or mail?

is my headline good or bad?

Edited December 29, 2022 by pdbstudios
mentioning the headline

[vickieito]

Hi @pdbstudios - thanks for activating all of your gigs!

3 minutes ago, pdbstudios said:

is my headline good or bad?

Here's my question to you - Would you buy from someone with the same headline and bio that you have?

2 hours ago, vickieito said:

Your headline states that you are "waiting for the first client" and your description is "no has bought anything yet."

Both of those should be geared towards the buyer and show how you are the solution to your buyer's problems. Currently, they don't. There's no call to action.

I think you can spend more time tailoring your headline, profile description, and gigs for your target buyers. Don't forget to proofread, because errors can quickly turn away buyers. Focus on showing off your portfolio in all of your gigs so your buyers know what to expect.

[newsmike]

21 minutes ago, pdbstudios said:

hi

this is how i plan to become rich

i will start from making common gigs and when i will have clients almost every day i will hire an employee, i will assign part of my job to the employee, by letting the employee contact the client by copy pasting the messages between them.

i will then take the work done from my employee and deliver it. i will keep only 20% of the earnings and give the rest to my employee

then i will repeat from hiring a new employee until i will reach 20 employees

after reaching 20 employees i will hire a manager and the manager will do my job and i will pay the manager 10% of every employee's work

then i will repeat from the first step as many times as i want until i become rich enough to open my own company

after opening my own company i will start producing something with a high demand, for example: lightbulbs, lingerie, socks, screws, drilling heads, soldering bars

 

i will generate up to 5000 new job positions

i will only hire people who have families or plan to make a family, so this will help many having a future

and i will open my factories in places where it's hard to find a job so to help entire towns

 

the money earned from my company will be used to buy advertisements and i will make events with high value prices in the local value

i will plan: races, art contests, stylist contests, engineering contests

 

i will also buy hundreds of houses around the world and make housing affordable again by renting them at very low prices with a minimum income so to lower the average house renting prices

but the question is... would you trust me and my broken italian-ish english?❤️

i'm on Fiverr because no one gives me a job but i am an IT, i went thru the top 2nd hardest kind of school, i passed every year like nothing, i never got rejected

so what am i doing with my life? well i play minecraft towny most of the time and i send CVs to careless rude recruiters, i stopped recently but i'm used to create fictional towns/empires and administrate them to a level that i have never seen before (except my own towns), everyone's town only lasts a few weeks but i make towns that can last months if not infinitely as long as a few play in them.

i like thinking about failproof designs, if something can fail and i lose something then i won't do it because that won't be any good for me, recenlty i wanted to meet a very nice american girl, but i'm italian, and i am in italy, so i should take a plane to get to her, so i thought way to meet her... but let's talk about the past first

in the past i wanted to meet a girl, i was told to go somewhere and then i got ignored when i got there, that was in my hometown and i only paid the bus tickets and it was a little loss of 2€

but if i was going to travel to the USA and lose 300€x2 i needed a plan

my plan was to make some kind of contract to make so if i get there and she is not there for me and we don't meet, then she will remain in debt with me and she will have to repay my plane tickets, accomodation and everything i spent to get there, instead if we meet like normal people do, i will pay everything on my own

the first thing she said was:

so i explained that i didn't want the money i wanted us to meet without the danger of getting trolled and losing money on it, she said nothing, we spoke about something else and after a few days i asked again and she again told me that she could not pay (was she going to avoid me once i got there?)

so i asked more reasons, i insisted for her to explain why, i knew her for more than 2 years with the promise of "one day dating each other in the real life", we played many games together and we had a videocall once (nothing naughty or bad, just hang out a while to know if we are compatible)

she initially said that her father didn't let her out, then she said he lets her out but she never wants, so i asked what would she do if i came there, she didn't say that she didn't want to go out with me, so i asked her if she didn't want to meet me anymore and if i was waiting there for nothing, she blocked me.

i even proposed her to do the same but instead of me coming she was the one to come with the same contract but she could not get a job like me but what shocked me is that she didn't even have holydays like Christmas or birthday parties to get money from parents...

i had to really test her to prove if she really wanted me or if it was all a bad joke, it was a bad joke indeed, but she never got to joke with me.

so i found this out by somehow letting her chose a simple question "do you want me or not", and lying was not allowed.

she didn't lie. nothing to bet, nothing to lose, victory or nothing.

 

and this works because if you exclude "losing", only "winning" and "nothing" will remain.

so... are you going to comment now? plese do it, comment, i love comments, anything will be fine, improve from my mistakes, what could have i done to avoid losing her?

what is the best kind of company to found?

To help the planet, a 501c3 charity that actually passes the majority of the donations onto the cause, which is rare, or to make a killing and get a Lamborghini, a yacht and a trophy wife, start a hedge fund. 

Edited December 29, 2022 by newsmike

[vickiespencer]

4 hours ago, pdbstudios said:

letting the employee contact the client by copy pasting the messages between them.

Contacting buyers on Fiverr is considered spam and it is against Fiverr's TOS.

Fiverr TOS says: 

Please respect our members privacy by not contacting them with offers, questions, suggestions or anything which is not directly related to their Gigs or orders.

I see you have a gig for drawings NSFW images

Fiverr TOS says: 

 

 

[mariashtelle1]

Relationship advice: if you did a video call with a girl once in 2 years then that means that she’s not interested. 
offering a girl to pay for your tickets? Or pay for them if she doesn’t show up? Errrr…. Wrong on so many levels

Please also don’t offer girls to pay 50/50 for a dinner. 
Asking them if they are interested in you? Big no. You’ll see if someone is interested in you, you will not mistaken it. 

[moonstaredits]

Um, you gave us a lot to unpack here. Is it your gigs, your millionaire dreams or your relationship life? My goodness... Hope you are okay. 

2 hours ago, mariashtelle1 said:

Asking them if they are interested in you? Big no

I agree. Reeks of desperation and being an intense, pushy man is creepy even in movies, let alone real life. I know for sure insisting does not work with me. And most girls who gave an opportunity to the intense guy regret it...

I don't really know what to say, really, OP left me confused...

[pdbstudios]

On 12/29/2022 at 10:52 PM, newsmike said:

To help the planet, a 501c3 charity that actually passes the majority of the donations onto the cause, which is rare, or to make a killing and get a Lamborghini, a yacht and a trophy wife, start a hedge fund. 

that will only last 1 generation, maybe 3 if car and yacht are well preserved and if the wife signs a prenup

On 12/30/2022 at 2:54 AM, mariashtelle1 said:

Relationship advice: if you did a video call with a girl once in 2 years then that means that she’s not interested. 
offering a girl to pay for your tickets? Or pay for them if she doesn’t show up? Errrr…. Wrong on so many levels

Please also don’t offer girls to pay 50/50 for a dinner. 
Asking them if they are interested in you? Big no. You’ll see if someone is interested in you, you will not mistaken it. 

that's not wrong, it's safer, i think. i feel like anyone could go against me anytime, even if the moment before they were friendly, if i don't feel safe i better be "pointing a gun and not shooting rather than get shot behind"

offering 50/50 for a dinner sounds like dining with a friend, i did that with friends
i wouldn't do the same with a gf, that'd be like being poor or selfish

On 12/30/2022 at 5:03 AM, moonstaredits said:

Um, you gave us a lot to unpack here. Is it your gigs, your millionaire dreams or your relationship life? My goodness... Hope you are okay. 

I agree. Reeks of desperation and being an intense, pushy man is creepy even in movies, let alone real life. I know for sure insisting does not work with me. And most girls who gave an opportunity to the intense guy regret it...

I don't really know what to say, really, OP left me confused...

that was meant to be another topic but it posted it here, i'm ok. i just have nothing to do all day and i get lots of time to think
this forum seems based on xenoforo but it's buggy and only 5msg per day.... i'm not desperate or pushy it wasn't going well and i gave it the last the last straw to see if the camel's back could actually break, it actually broke, fine i was expecting it since months, i just wanted to find out "for science"

On 12/30/2022 at 2:49 AM, vickiespencer said:

Contacting buyers on Fiverr is considered spam and it is against Fiverr's TOS.

Fiverr TOS says: 

Please respect our members privacy by not contacting them with offers, questions, suggestions or anything which is not directly related to their Gigs or orders.

I see you have a gig for drawings NSFW images

Fiverr TOS says: 

 

 

no that's not what i mean to say
i will be in-between my client and the employee like WhatsApp is in-between you and your recipient

many other do NSFW and SFW works and have 30+ reviews,
i plan to do furries NSFW because i can't draw the anatomy of a face and i think it's less f@@@@ @@ to think about, and i don't have to look at real photos to copy
and neos vr or vrchat are full of furry avatars to pose, screenshot, and draw on top

 

On 12/29/2022 at 10:45 PM, vickieito said:

Hi @pdbstudios - thanks for activating all of your gigs!

Here's my question to you - Would you buy from someone with the same headline and bio that you have?

Both of those should be geared towards the buyer and show how you are the solution to your buyer's problems. Currently, they don't. There's no call to action.

I think you can spend more time tailoring your headline, profile description, and gigs for your target buyers. Don't forget to proofread, because errors can quickly turn away buyers. Focus on showing off your portfolio in all of your gigs so your buyers know what to expect.

i changed everything, does it look better now? i would buy from a profil with no description or anything because anyway if something goes wrong i can always ask the support for a refund and have everything back, how do i target buyers exactly?

any disruptive comment will be reported

 

Edited January 1, 2023 by pdbstudios

[vickiespencer]

3 hours ago, pdbstudios said:

no that's not what i mean to say
i will be in-between my client and the employee like WhatsApp is in-between you and your recipient

Using What's up is against Fiverr's TOS too. 

[vickieito]

3 hours ago, pdbstudios said:

i changed everything, does it look better now?

Hi @pdbstudios, your profile does look better! Here are some additional comments for you:

• In your bio - " I am an IT living in Rome." Do you mean "IT professional living in Rome"?
• In your galleries - You have 3 images, 2 PDFs, and 1 gig video. Take advantage of all of these opportunities to show your buyers your skills and how you are the solution to their problems. You have 10+ years of experience, so your gig needs to show that. This will give you credibility and will also help buyers feel confident in placing an order with you. I was a new seller a year ago and my portfolio was the reason why buyers placed orders with me when I had zero/very little reviews.
• Gig images - Consider updating your gig images so that they have a professional and consistent look. I learned how to design effective gig images from @vickiespencer - check out her gigs if you need inspiration on how to do this. Include a picture of yourself and a simple title with 2-5 words that clearly defines your services. I also like to add a relevant image (such as portfolio images or image related to my services).
• Pricing - It's a good idea to have a plan in place to increase your prices since your prices are low. I also started low but increased my prices after I got 10 15, and 20 reviews on my account. I also increased it aggressively when I had too many orders to handle. For your 6-page website creation gig, that one should be at least $80 (Fiverr mentions that if you list your website creation gig for less than $80, you might not be as visible in searches).

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how do i target buyers exactly?

Here are some articles written specifically for web designers that can help you:

https://community.fiverr.com/forums/topic/286673-calling-all-new-website-designers-top-tips-to-help-you-succeed/

https://community.fiverr.com/forums/topic/292234-experienced-sellers-only/?do=findComment&comment=1842480

Edited January 1, 2023 by vickieito

[newsmike]

3 hours ago, pdbstudios said:

and if the wife signs a prenup

You are forgetting the "Sicilian divorce."

[vibronx]

4 hours ago, pdbstudios said:

many other do NSFW and SFW works and have 30+ reviews,

That doesn’t make it okay. 

[imagination7413]

5 hours ago, pdbstudios said:

because i can't draw the anatomy of a face and i think it's less [...] to think about, and i don't have to look at real photos to copy

That's a very... lazy mindset.

5 hours ago, pdbstudios said:

that was meant to be another topic but it posted it here, i'm ok. i just have nothing to do all day and i get lots of time to think
this forum seems based on xenoforo but it's buggy and only 5msg per day.... i'm not desperate or pushy it wasn't going well and i gave it the last the last straw to see if the camel's back could actually break, it actually broke, fine i was expecting it since months, i just wanted to find out "for science"

It did post as it's own topic, but this is a business forum, not a journal/blog. 

At the bottom of every forum page, you will see "Powered by Invision Community". I'll admit I have no clue what 'xenoforo' is, but the 5-messages-per day limit is to prevent spam.

Edited January 1, 2023 by imagination7413