Sir I can't understand you...

[zeus777]

So I got up, made some coffee and banana pancakes, started up my laptop and noticed I had a message.
OK, let's take a look.

It said

"Hi. How do I message you?"

..............I think you have already messaged me....?

So I reply with "I'm sorry I don't understand your question."
He replied pretty quickly and said something like

"I want to message you."

........OK, I give up. Good bye. Sorry. I'm not good with riddles.
 

[ridwansugi]

That account want to contact you using other method.

Just report and block it.

Fiverr got many Ruler Breaker and Spammer nowadays.

They need do something to handle this problems.

[katakatica]

I woke up to 'we are looking for a good copywriter'

I told them that unfortunately I don't do copy so the response was:

So what are you?

And then I got blocked / the person was banned lol

[sabinespoems]

3 hours ago, katakatica said:

So what are you?

I'm curious.... please tell us what you are! The people want to know!

[katakatica]

6 minutes ago, sabinespoems said:

I'm curious.... please tell us what you are! The people want to know!

A sea fairy, obviously, hence the blue hair. But now that you know... I'm gonna have to make your memories of it disappear 😛

(jokes aside, I had no idea how to reply that message but I think it was the typical telegram scam thing - same in @zeus777's case, likely. They are just... getting weirder?)

- Seriously speaking though, I consider myself a narrative designer / game writer, WHICH is why I'm not sure why people keep thinking I do copy lol 

[catwriter]

16 minutes ago, katakatica said:

I'm not sure why people keep thinking I do copy lol 

You're a writer, they need a writer to write them a copy, what's the difference between one writer and another, anyway?

[ozan_erdi]

On 8/24/2022 at 8:38 AM, zeus777 said:

"Hi. How do I message you?"

Maybe they meant sending "you" as a message. 

It makes more sense that way

[surajkartha]

Maybe a typo? The intended word probably was "massage"? 😅

[psykkopatte]

This is what a would call a specimen, the is a common pokemon in fiverr platform.