Tips for success and Unicorn Poop

[jonbaas]

There are no “hidden tips of success”.

If you want to be successful on Fiverr, you need to develop and maintain a captivating gig/service, and you need to promote that service to the people that need what you have to offer.

Mod Note: Topic moved from another topic which originally asked for Secret Fiverr Tips.

[cyaxrex]

I had to eat a live goldfish, strangle a leprechaun, and hold a unicorn to ransom. It’s all about how far you are prepared to go, really.

[jonbaas]

I had to eat a live goldfish, strangle a leprechaun, and hold a unicorn to ransom. It’s all about how far you are prepared to go, really.

I had to eat a live goldfish, strangle a leprechaun, and hold a unicorn to ransom. It’s all about how far you are prepared to go, really.

Oh, yes… that leprechaun thing was one of the hardest challenges I had to overcome when I was starting out. Those guys bite. I still have the scars to prove it!

[cyaxrex]

I had to eat a live goldfish, strangle a leprechaun, and hold a unicorn to ransom. It’s all about how far you are prepared to go, really.

Oh, yes… that leprechaun thing was one of the hardest challenges I had to overcome when I was starting out. Those guys bite. I still have the scars to prove it!

At least you managed to kill yours. Mine escaped into a wall vent and became a forum Mod.

[eoinfinnegan]

At least you managed to kill yours. Mine escaped into a wall vent and became a forum Mod.

Your girly hands were no match for my muscly neck

[cyaxrex]

Your girly hands were no match for my muscly neck

Now, stop it right there, Eoin. I gave you your beard, your fags, and your unicorn back. We’re even now, remember…

[jonbaas]

At least you managed to kill yours. Mine escaped into a wall vent and became a forum Mod.

At least you managed to kill yours. Mine escaped into a wall vent and became a forum Mod.

Oh, Dear God… NO! A leprechaun mod! 😱

EDIT: Oh. Wait, that was @eoinfinnegan ? Never mind then. 😉

[eoinfinnegan]

Now, stop it right there, Eoin. I gave you your beard, your fags, and your unicorn back. We’re even now, remember…

True, and I like my new home in the vent - its a breath of fresh air.

Now, what about my Lucky Charms? You are always after me Lucky Charms!

Lucky Charms mentioned for the pleasure of American readers - No Irish person has ever said those words-

ever - never ever - never.

[cyaxrex]

True, and I like my new home in the vent - its a breath of fresh air.

Now, what about my Lucky Charms? You are always after me Lucky Charms!

Lucky Charms mentioned for the pleasure of American readers - No Irish person has ever said those words-

ever - never ever - never.

I didn’t realize you were still in the vent, Eoin. Talk about freeloading. You better be cleaning up after that bleeding unicorn. That’s animal cruelty that.

[eoinfinnegan]

I didn’t realize you were still in the vent, Eoin. Talk about freeloading. You better be cleaning up after that bleeding unicorn. That’s animal cruelty that.

Nah, the place is full of this stuff but it smells nice

[cyaxrex]

We should start collaborating on a gig. That stuff would sell like hotcakes among the spell, psychic, and lucky charm crowd. Always a silver lining see, even if it does turn out that you have a mythical animal living in appalling neglect inside of your home heating and air conditioning system.

[eoinfinnegan]

We should start collaborating on a gig. That stuff would sell like hotcakes among the spell, psychic, and lucky charm crowd. Always a silver lining see, even if it does turn out that you have a mythical animal living in appalling neglect inside of your home heating and air conditioning system.

Indeed, although “hot cakes” is a poor choice of phrase

[cyaxrex]

Indeed, although “hot cakes” is a poor choice of phrase

This was a cracking idea, Eoin. First video testimonials of new unicorn poop enthusiasts are coming in now. I’m suspecting, however, that we might at some point run into difficulties with the FDA.

[paulmaplesden]

I would pay to see a comedy sketch of you two. Just saying.

[newsmike]

I had to eat a live goldfish, strangle a leprechaun, and hold a unicorn to ransom. It’s all about how far you are prepared to go, really.

I had to eat a live goldfish

I still have not forgiven you for eating Mr. Goldie. I loved that fish.

[cyaxrex]

I would pay to see a comedy sketch of you two. Just saying.

Put some money on the table and let’s start talking.

[newsmike]

True, and I like my new home in the vent - its a breath of fresh air.

Now, what about my Lucky Charms? You are always after me Lucky Charms!

Lucky Charms mentioned for the pleasure of American readers - No Irish person has ever said those words-

ever - never ever - never.

You are always after me Lucky Charms!

They are magically delicious.

[fonthaunt]

True, and I like my new home in the vent - its a breath of fresh air.

Now, what about my Lucky Charms? You are always after me Lucky Charms!

Lucky Charms mentioned for the pleasure of American readers - No Irish person has ever said those words-

ever - never ever - never.

No Irish person has ever said certain words… until now…

and I am an informant to the LBI (like FBI but for Irishmen and leprechauns) so someone had better hide deeper in those walls…

[eoinfinnegan]

On 8/4/2017 at 5:42 AM, fonthaunt said:

No Irish person has ever said certain words… until now…

and I am an informant to the LBI (like FBI but for Irishmen and leprechauns) so someone had better hide deeper in those walls…

The truth about the end of the rainbow is that it is a magical and enchanting place where snitches get stitches.

On 8/4/2017 at 5:50 AM, paulmaplesden said:

I would pay to see a comedy sketch of you two. Just saying.

I’ll have my little people contact your people

[woofy31]

The truth about the end of the rainbow is that it is a magical and enchanting place where snitches get stitches.

snitches get stitches

Which end of the rainbow? Because I thought one of the ends of it was where necks get zippers 😃

[zeus777]

Awe guys…you guys are too funny!!!

…Now please excuse me, I need to go hunt some unicorns and leprechauns…
I’ll make sure to bring my katana and throwing stars with me, I bet those guys are fast and can put up a heck of a fight…

[cyaxrex]

Awe guys…you guys are too funny!!!

…Now please excuse me, I need to go hunt some unicorns and leprechauns…

I’ll make sure to bring my katana and throwing stars with me, I bet those guys are fast and can put up a heck of a fight…

I always had a feeling that it wouldn’t be wise to mess with you.

Also, what is it with all the mythical animal cruelty on this forum? First, we find out that Eoin is keeping a unicorn and harvesting its manure in appalling conditions in my air ventilation system, and now we have @zeus777 about to go out hunting both leprechauns and unicorns with throwing stars.

You should all be deeply deeply ashamed. The mythical natural world is not for our exploitation. It is a wonderment which we should do everything which we can to preserve for our children.

Shame on you all.

[zeus777]

I always had a feeling that it wouldn’t be wise to mess with you.

Also, what is it with all the mythical animal cruelty on this forum? First, we find out that Eoin is keeping a unicorn and harvesting its manure in appalling conditions in my air ventilation system, and now we have @zeus777 about to go out hunting both leprechauns and unicorns with throwing stars.

You should all be deeply deeply ashamed. The mythical natural world is not for our exploitation. It is a wonderment which we should do everything which we can to preserve for our children.

Shame on you all.

I deserve the walk of shame…

[cyaxrex]

I deserve the walk of shame…

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I’m flabbergasted by how quickly you made this. High five for being a unicorn killer but a damned fine illustrator at the same time.

[eoinfinnegan]

I always had a feeling that it wouldn’t be wise to mess with you.

Also, what is it with all the mythical animal cruelty on this forum? First, we find out that Eoin is keeping a unicorn and harvesting its manure in appalling conditions in my air ventilation system, and now we have @zeus777 about to go out hunting both leprechauns and unicorns with throwing stars.

You should all be deeply deeply ashamed. The mythical natural world is not for our exploitation. It is a wonderment which we should do everything which we can to preserve for our children.

Shame on you all.

It’s not her fault, in Japan, mythical creatures are much scarier