jake_hopkins Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 Hehe. I just had another - some would say terrifying, others would say exciting, I would say comical - experience from those strange people that message you. Now, this is exciting.I’m going to break down each message individually just to express my thoughts on each one, as this is a beast.Yes, I’m alive. Has to be my favourite way of greeting somebody.I really hoped that ‘I’m fine’ would account for ‘I’m alive’.Ooh, a trilogy. Really spoiling me now. The line ‘soz for CAPS LOCK !’ makes me want to cry.And, do I need to get started on ‘are you a UK?’image799×113 9.34 KBimage806×127 13.2 KB‘Never boasts its’Are we Gollum?‘Ha eh’I’m assuming by ‘I wants fast days arrival’ he means he wants an express delivery.I didn’t realise ‘lots of words’ was a type of book. And then, we reach the authors.Did he think or something that an established author such as Tolkien, was going to write for him?For those who don’t know, Tolkien died in the 70s. And, who is “GRMRR”? Do you mean GRRM (George R.R. Martin)? Who wrote Game of Thrones? As I will never forgive him for killing Ned…image748×100 7.68 KBimage758×131 8.42 KBWhat did he expect? And what is a ‘HARDCORIAN’?I feel abused… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliverswinburne Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 This. Is. Comedic. Genius. I’m getting Joe Lycett vibes…Not nice having to deal with this though! I’m presuming you accepted the gig and are now happily working on a sequal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visualstudios Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 Lovely as always. Keep 'em coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humanissocial Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 This buyer has no idea what ghostwriting is.He clearly thinks it means you specialize in mythical fantasy. :rofl:He also may be tripping balls while reading The Hobbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fibocci Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 How do they even manage to write with such incoherency? Did they actually type that in while sober? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiakovolana Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 you will meet the end of you in me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake_hopkins Posted May 26, 2020 Author Share Posted May 26, 2020 This. Is. Comedic. Genius. I’m getting Joe Lycett vibes…Not nice having to deal with this though! I’m presuming you accepted the gig and are now happily working on a sequal?Not quite, I’m afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
audioboon Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 He reminds me of Ali G. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshvoices4you Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 I have never been so thankful that I quit the writing business, I’m so sorry, good luck, that was painful to read through! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcticmus3 Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 Legendary stuff, I wish I got more entertaining messages like this and not just usual spam. At least this is entertaining!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caesar_english Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 This person thought you could summon spirits of dead authors to get them to write stories for them. THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER READ.Please never change the title of that Gig, it will provide plenty of entertainment for lonely working nights.Ps: someone should tell them Martin is still alive. Bet you would make their day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikavoice Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 OMG, that’s funny. The captions were spot on. 🤭 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiterude0 Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 This feels like such a facepalm… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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