Haikiish-tu! (Haiku Thread)

[emmaki]

A haiku is “a Japanese poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five, traditionally evoking images of the natural world”

“Kindergarten sell!
It was bad picture juju
But now he is gone”

Remember guys, syllable count per line is

5
7
5

This innocent creative post is unrelated to recent events.

[emmaki]

Large apologies
to Japanese-san who might
find this grammar bad

==

My defence is…uh
It looks very good senpai
So there, gentle breeze

[emmaki]

In this world of sells
I find bad traveller! So,
I kill him dead now.

[emmaki]

In this world of sells

I find bad traveller! So,

I kill him dead now.

I was once a fruit

But now a vegetable

I grow mold in ways

[emmaki]

Your turn. 20 characters.

[cyaxrex]

Cheap buyer beware,
Emmaki fierce like bear,
Trouble her you dare!

[emmaki]

video man makes noise
But it sounds like sad static
Ah, video man

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can I interest
you in some real estate?
much profit! much cash!

[cyaxrex]

Emmaki up late,
Because a little mental,
Writing crap Haiku

[emmaki]

OK, these are really meant to include nature.

Look at the nice tree
It has a big trunk and strange junk
And is green and brown.

[emmaki]

How dare u slander
my wrecking ball haiku, yo
I am at one with nature

[cyaxrex]

OK, these are really meant to include nature.

Look at the nice tree

It has a big trunk and strange junk

And is green and brown.

My Haiku had bear,

Bear is nature but not tree,

Bear is more like me

[emmaki]

One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten, elves,
zen, twelve what the hell happened?

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Bear with me, you grouch
For I know you’re not a slouch
But still, u a grouch.

[cyaxrex]

Haiku battle time,
Emmaki will lose to me,
No nature just war

[emmaki]

May many planes be
Rain like fire sun from sky
Onto Malta earth

[blaisefaint]

Emmaki gives bumps
Takes her trash to the grump dump
Emmaki bash trumps

[emmaki]

Nature is funny like
That. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Now I terrorist 😦

[blaisefaint]

Let’s see the vidtapes
YouTube channels for pipe organs
With your toes squish grapes

[cyaxrex]

May many planes be

Rain like fire sun from sky

Onto Malta earth

And may Crete be lost,

To massive monster attack,

Alas, what bad war…

[blaisefaint]

Buyers buy bye-bye
Sellers biased like fruit pie
Bye-bye sad Buyer

[emmaki]

We will fight them on
the any plot of land we can
find. With things and stuff.

===

Squash them like squash fruit
So pulpy, rich and lovely
a delicious war.

[emmaki]

I am going to
bed now guys so you can be the
new keepers of tra’on.

Oh yes, cheating is fun. I’ll be back tomorrow.

EDIT that whole haiki was stone cold shit, just getting there before you do, mwah!

[cyaxrex]

We will fight them on

the any plot of land we can

find. With things and stuff.

===

Squash them like squash fruit

So pulpy, rich and lovely

a delicious war.

Emmaki not bear,

Lacks conviction to win war,

Me winner ha ha

[writer99025]

This thread makes no sense
Your Haiku needs work
Lot of work.

[zeus777]

As a Japanese I guess I should come up with something too…
but nah, this is too funny, I’d rather just sit here and observe! 😃

[saddu_writer]

Yeah as @zeus777 said, its too funny and i would prefer to enjoy it. I mean how you guys do that. I cannot come with a single sentence like those above. 😄