You're s***

[emmaki]

Have you noticed that the people who need to get the point most often end up impaling themselves on an unrelated needle in a haystack? We should take pity on them, really. But first, they need to understand the point–which is that (right now) they’re ****. But we can deshitify with teamwork! Remember guys, there’s no “i” in T E A M!

Ugh.

[emmaki]

He would also give you a 1-star review because your magic fairy dust didn’t work.

[chrisdata]

S U C K ?

[misscrystal]

Not cynical, honest. And you know the kind of questions he would get anyway: “How can I get work?”

[emmaki]

Yeah. I’m probably going to listen in anyway to see how it pans out. It’s at a bit of an awkward time for me though!

[umerkhayam128]

I would say you missed “on” or it could have been You’re on Sale 😃

[misscrystal]

swag?

[fonthaunt]

Hmmm. I’m going to try your idea. YOU have inspired me! Watch for my next tips post!

Edit: Ok, I tried it. Interestingly, it yielded at least one or two real tips, even if they were sneaked from somewhere else on the web. Some rather fun ones too! http://forum.fiverr.com/discussion/your-siri/