I have mek beeeeeg sell!

[emmaki]

http://i.imgur.com/NTXZFyf.png

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Finally, I can buy that modestly-priced family car I’ve been eyeing up on Auto Trader.

JK I messed around with the source.

Tip for sellers and buyers: don’t trust any internet marketer’s proof of their earnings is–it takes about 2 seconds to fabricate out of the real, far less impressive data. Which is why you shouldn’t take any notice of willy-waving threads about muh big sells.

You’re not in a race. Enjoy your life, try not to be stupid and listen to good advice when it’s practically flinging itself like you like a crack-deprived junkie who can smell your brains. Maybe step aside from that crack addict though–they can be unpredictable.

In conclusion. No, I haven’t made a 10k sale, you numpties. Would probably get disputed anyway so there’s that.

[note to mods–this is a vague tip, but if you must exile this information into a dungeon, I shall accept it[

[emmaki]

Don’t forget–just about everything can be gamed. Just try to be good at the game, otherwise you’ll fail miserably.

[emmaki]

Of course, while some more enterprising scammers may be considering the potential to use screenshots in which, say, the other party is “abusive”, just remember that this saving does NOT change the actual page. Or $$$, for that matter. Anyone who is facing this–although lets be honest, we’re dealing with $5 scammers here with no wit or intelligence at all–don’t worry. Just point out the Google Chrome hack trick.

Or point it out to the scammer and watch them deflate faster than a used condo(minium).

That’s it from your local forum bully and racist. Sweet dreams.

[Guest ukwritingco]

Wow! Ten grand per job. No wonder I’ve seen Gary Oldman, Catherine Zeta Jones and Jessica Alba selling SEO articles on Fiverr. 😉

Not sure what they were doing in Pakistan, though. Must have been on a shoot.

[mahabub_imran]

hmmm

[emmaki]

Don’t worry, my friends. I only make 8k. But Fiverr will love me long time for their 20%!

[emmaki]

BTW, it’s “grammatically correct”, not “grammatically-correct”. Small point, but I noticed it earlier in your profile. Dump that hyphen. She’s mocking you!

[Guest ukwritingco]

Thanks for the tip.

I must confess I rushed my gig launch a little. Will proofread everything tomorrow.

[emmaki]

Good idea 🙂

[david_ff]

Dang! I was hoping you were making $10K sales! Just like Big Foot… I still think it’s out there!

[saqeyeb]

At first, let me congratulate you for your new car and accomplishing your milestone. Secondly I would second your opinion by adding that ever since I started looking at forums and postings on different social channels and discussion groups, there are people who play gimmicks and manipulate things. As a matter of fact they fantasize things very often. Thanks for drawing our attention and making cautious to all newbies like me 🙂

[brandonmcfee]

100% agree. Those who make $$$$$ on Fiverr won’t probably have much time for begging people to join their “make six figure on Fiverr in one week” stuff. Even making few hundred bucks on Fiverr requires hard work that definitely takes almost all your time. “sorry for poor grammar”!

[misscrystal]

How did he get the pink ball to disappear!

[emmaki]

I know of a (rude) party trick for that kind of thing.

[emmaki]

I really don’t like to boast too much about my success here, but I was very happy to see that Fiverr’s code monkeys celebrated another huge order I successfully completed with a personalized message. I have transcended mere TRS status and become something new, something better. In fact, there are no words for what I am. Let’s just say that God is quietly envious and leave it at that.

http://i.imgur.com/4y95xuF.png

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Yes, I am putting off work and procrastinating through idle fantasy. Better get off and to it I suppose, as I have waterfalls of moneys to earn.

[emmaki]

Oh, look. I guess the NYT heard.

http://i.imgur.com/u1jCw1z.png

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[misscrystal]

How should we worship? (shuddering at the thought but willing)

[writer99025]

Emmaki for Chief Minister of Assam (The Indian state that my party won in today’s election results) 🙂

[eoinfinnegan]

I think I have found the person who killed the occultists and stole their magick books! That or she wrote the books originally which would explain an awful lot.

[emmaki]

I’d like to go down the traditional religious route and start with a bit of extortion, if that’s OK. 20% of all your earnings should suffice. I will re-appropriate them to charitable causes, such as me and the charities I run. I also need it to build churches and other buildings around my cult of personality, as well as get someone to write books about my story and why people worship me and give me all their money. Oh, and I need to come up with some sort of test that makes people feel worthless and stupid and realize their only path to greatness is following me and my teachings.

Failing that, you may kiss my ring, or allow me to touch you (I cure scrofula with a mere touch–just a new superpower I developed lately).

[emmaki]

I accept this title with grace.

World Emmaki Worship Day is proving quite fun, not to mention profitable. Such a shame I have to do work. It’s not befitting of my status!

[theratypist]

How 2 be u emm@H

[emmaki]

Shhh!

[king_of_kings]

Lol i m Still better Then You i won 9999999999999999999999 on Fiverr ! 😛

[king_of_kings]

@brandonmcfee Hahahhahhaahhahahah 😛 You are Genius Boss !