emmaki Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/NTXZFyf.pngNTXZFyf.png1016×371Finally, I can buy that modestly-priced family car I’ve been eyeing up on Auto Trader.JK I messed around with the source.Tip for sellers and buyers: don’t trust any internet marketer’s proof of their earnings is–it takes about 2 seconds to fabricate out of the real, far less impressive data. Which is why you shouldn’t take any notice of willy-waving threads about muh big sells.You’re not in a race. Enjoy your life, try not to be stupid and listen to good advice when it’s practically flinging itself like you like a crack-deprived junkie who can smell your brains. Maybe step aside from that crack addict though–they can be unpredictable.In conclusion. No, I haven’t made a 10k sale, you numpties. Would probably get disputed anyway so there’s that.[note to mods–this is a vague tip, but if you must exile this information into a dungeon, I shall accept it[ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmaki Posted May 18, 2016 Author Share Posted May 18, 2016 Don’t forget–just about everything can be gamed. Just try to be good at the game, otherwise you’ll fail miserably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmaki Posted May 18, 2016 Author Share Posted May 18, 2016 Of course, while some more enterprising scammers may be considering the potential to use screenshots in which, say, the other party is “abusive”, just remember that this saving does NOT change the actual page. Or $$$, for that matter. Anyone who is facing this–although lets be honest, we’re dealing with $5 scammers here with no wit or intelligence at all–don’t worry. Just point out the Google Chrome hack trick.Or point it out to the scammer and watch them deflate faster than a used condo(minium).That’s it from your local forum bully and racist. Sweet dreams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ukwritingco Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Wow! Ten grand per job. No wonder I’ve seen Gary Oldman, Catherine Zeta Jones and Jessica Alba selling SEO articles on Fiverr. 😉Not sure what they were doing in Pakistan, though. Must have been on a shoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahabub_imran Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 hmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmaki Posted May 18, 2016 Author Share Posted May 18, 2016 Don’t worry, my friends. I only make 8k. But Fiverr will love me long time for their 20%! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmaki Posted May 18, 2016 Author Share Posted May 18, 2016 BTW, it’s “grammatically correct”, not “grammatically-correct”. Small point, but I noticed it earlier in your profile. Dump that hyphen. She’s mocking you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ukwritingco Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Thanks for the tip.I must confess I rushed my gig launch a little. Will proofread everything tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmaki Posted May 18, 2016 Author Share Posted May 18, 2016 Good idea 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david_ff Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Dang! I was hoping you were making $10K sales! Just like Big Foot… I still think it’s out there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saqeyeb Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 At first, let me congratulate you for your new car and accomplishing your milestone. Secondly I would second your opinion by adding that ever since I started looking at forums and postings on different social channels and discussion groups, there are people who play gimmicks and manipulate things. As a matter of fact they fantasize things very often. Thanks for drawing our attention and making cautious to all newbies like me 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandonmcfee Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 100% agree. Those who make $$$$$ on Fiverr won’t probably have much time for begging people to join their “make six figure on Fiverr in one week” stuff. Even making few hundred bucks on Fiverr requires hard work that definitely takes almost all your time. “sorry for poor grammar”! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misscrystal Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 How did he get the pink ball to disappear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmaki Posted May 19, 2016 Author Share Posted May 19, 2016 I know of a (rude) party trick for that kind of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmaki Posted May 19, 2016 Author Share Posted May 19, 2016 I really don’t like to boast too much about my success here, but I was very happy to see that Fiverr’s code monkeys celebrated another huge order I successfully completed with a personalized message. I have transcended mere TRS status and become something new, something better. In fact, there are no words for what I am. Let’s just say that God is quietly envious and leave it at that.http://i.imgur.com/4y95xuF.png4y95xuF.png1245×427Yes, I am putting off work and procrastinating through idle fantasy. Better get off and to it I suppose, as I have waterfalls of moneys to earn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmaki Posted May 19, 2016 Author Share Posted May 19, 2016 Oh, look. I guess the NYT heard.http://i.imgur.com/u1jCw1z.pngu1jCw1z.png656×768 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misscrystal Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 How should we worship? (shuddering at the thought but willing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
writer99025 Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Emmaki for Chief Minister of Assam (The Indian state that my party won in today’s election results) 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eoinfinnegan Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 I think I have found the person who killed the occultists and stole their magick books! That or she wrote the books originally which would explain an awful lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmaki Posted May 19, 2016 Author Share Posted May 19, 2016 I’d like to go down the traditional religious route and start with a bit of extortion, if that’s OK. 20% of all your earnings should suffice. I will re-appropriate them to charitable causes, such as me and the charities I run. I also need it to build churches and other buildings around my cult of personality, as well as get someone to write books about my story and why people worship me and give me all their money. Oh, and I need to come up with some sort of test that makes people feel worthless and stupid and realize their only path to greatness is following me and my teachings.Failing that, you may kiss my ring, or allow me to touch you (I cure scrofula with a mere touch–just a new superpower I developed lately). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmaki Posted May 19, 2016 Author Share Posted May 19, 2016 I accept this title with grace.World Emmaki Worship Day is proving quite fun, not to mention profitable. Such a shame I have to do work. It’s not befitting of my status! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theratypist Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 How 2 be u emm@H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmaki Posted May 19, 2016 Author Share Posted May 19, 2016 Shhh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king_of_kings Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Lol i m Still better Then You i won 9999999999999999999999 on Fiverr ! 😛 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king_of_kings Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 @brandonmcfee Hahahhahhaahhahahah 😛 You are Genius Boss ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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