Just today got an automatic reply, exactly as you say: "I'm not there but here is my standard auto-reply". Then hours later, I got almost exactly the same reply. It REALLY is not, to quote you "satisfying" and it certainly is not, to quote you again, "the attention they deserve to get". It is using YOUR needs to waste MY time. Needless to say, I chose another seller, and not the one with the duplicate auto reply and actual reply. You may think it is "super useful" but let me tell you, some of us find it super offensive! I hope you find goodluck!