Shockingly, I've had a brief turn into a job that is now into its third round of writing video scripts for a guy. At every step of the process I thought it was a scam, but he paid and approved and we've done 2 more rounds of work.
Have another potential one that I'm speaking to next week. So my rate so far is 1 real job, 1 possible job, 795 briefs related to gigs I don't offer, and 45,305 briefs asking if I can give people work.