I will order... but you have to promise me something

[prroducer99plus]

Me: You must place an order and provide the gig requirements.

Buyer: Okay but you have to promise me that this will be the best song you’ve ever written and dont just say it to make money!

Me: …

Lol could you imagine walking into the supermarket and when the cashier asks cash or credit you reply with “First you must promise me this will be the BEST orange ever!”

Needless to say I didn’t oblige this odd request.

I’d be lying if I did. the best song I ever wrote was not written for $5 😜

[misscrystal]

I cannot imagine what would possess anyone to say that.

[prroducer99plus]

I cannot imagine what would possess anyone to say that.

I get the sense this person is very paranoid about the possibility losing those 5 dollars.

[misscrystal]

I get the sense this person is very paranoid about the possibility losing those 5 dollars.

In fact I think the $5 means a lot more to this person than anything else.

[prroducer99plus]

In fact I think the $5 means a lot more to this person than anything else.

In that case I’m doing them a favor by letting them keep it. 😁

[Guest burnbetty]

The buyer must be joking, best song for $5,lol

[mymaha786]

its funny when for $5 dollars they must also have full ownership rights too 🙂

[prroducer99plus]

The buyer must be joking, best song for $5,lol

Lol I thought they were joking but it was wishful thinking. Based on the way they were in our overall convo I’m dodging this bullet XD