FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! (nanny complete sentence afterthought)

[zeus777]

Then I will fight on the bed! With my secret weapon!

I don’t have this device attached to my wall, but I do have my cats do this to me pretty much every

morning…

[zeus777]

Dear Emmaki:

Aha! Our second official Forum fight!

Only a benighted fool would use MS Word as their text editor!

Saracen pig!

Spartan dog!

I use Notepad++!

I spit on Bill Gates and his misbegotten Microsoft Office!

Ptui!

Once again, I find myself tired of winning!

I hereby declare victory!

USA! USA! USA!

Thank you for handing me such an easy victory,

Blaise

POLL: The winner of the Battle of the Century Round 2: Electric Boogalo

• Emmaki
• Blaise
• Greece
• The UK
• The Netherlands
• American Samoa
• Freedonia
• 'Murica!

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Heeeeeeey, where’s Japan, the nerdy dinky little island country of mine???

[blaisefaint]

Dear Zeus:

You’ll have to start your own war with Emmaki to get representation for your homeland…

Good luck,
Blaise

[zeus777]

Dear Zeus:

You’ll have to start your own war with Emmaki to get representation for your homeland…

Good luck,

Blaise

Good luck

Well if I’m gonna start a war with Emma, I’m sure I’ll need all the luck I can get…

OK, time to hit the temples and shrines in my city then 😛

[emmaki]

Dear Zeus:

You’ll have to start your own war with Emmaki to get representation for your homeland…

Good luck,

Blaise

I think you’ll find that I am a talented warfighter who can handle multiple fronts, unlike certain dictators.

The famous person in this clip may be unfamiliar to some: she’s Delia Smith, who taught British people how to cook eggs. In this video, she has eschewed eggs for grape juice. The results?

A more usual Delia:

I kind of prefer drunk Delia. God knows her cooking shows would bet better if they had 'come on! let’s be ‘aving you!’ bits in it as well.

[blaisefaint]

I think you’ll find that I am a talented warfighter who can handle multiple fronts, unlike certain dictators.

The famous person in this clip may be unfamiliar to some: she’s Delia Smith, who taught British people how to cook eggs. In this video, she has eschewed eggs for grape juice. The results?

A more usual Delia:

I kind of prefer drunk Delia. God knows her cooking shows would bet better if they had 'come on! let’s be ‘aving you!’ bits in it as well.

I not only win again, I do so by quoting Londo Mollari from Babylon 5!

“Babylon 5: Ceremonies of Light and Dark (#3.11)” (1996)

Londo Mollari: Only an idiot fights a war on two fronts. Only the heir to the throne of the kingdom of idiots would fight a war on twelve fronts.

[Londo Mollari asks Lord Refa to sever his relationship with the Shadows]

Lord Refa: Oh Londo, you are a fool. You walked away from the greatest power I have ever seen. Now you expect me to do the same? They are the key to my eventual rise to the throne! Why would I abandon them?

Londo Mollari: Because I have asked you. Because your loyalty to our people should be greater than your ambition. And because I have poisoned your drink.

[emmaki]

I not only win again, I do so by quoting Londo Mollari from Babylon 5!

“Babylon 5: Ceremonies of Light and Dark (#3.11)” (1996)

Londo Mollari: Only an idiot fights a war on two fronts. Only the heir to the throne of the kingdom of idiots would fight a war on twelve fronts.

[Londo Mollari asks Lord Refa to sever his relationship with the Shadows]

Lord Refa: Oh Londo, you are a fool. You walked away from the greatest power I have ever seen. Now you expect me to do the same? They are the key to my eventual rise to the throne! Why would I abandon them?

Londo Mollari: Because I have asked you. Because your loyalty to our people should be greater than your ambition. And because I have poisoned your drink.

Cancelled out by the power of Delia.