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Besides, all of that is secondary; Their main issue was not to get someone to design their site, they were looking for someone to break into the site in the garb of design work. Imagine a scenario where the seller asks the buyer for login credentials in the Order Requirements section and the buyer says “No, no, I want YOU to tell me my login credentials. That’s what this gig is about.” 😃

“no, no, I want you to tell me my login credentials. That’s what this gig is about.”

lol that is funny but unfortunately probably common here…

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One time a couple years ago I received a lengthy message to my inbox from a distraught man who’s wife was possessed.

She was trying to live in a tree and howling. She attacked anyone who got close. She bit people, and spit and vomited if anyone came near. He asked for the help of my coven to rid her of whatever had taken over her formerly pleasant personality.

We cast our spell for this problem and conducted our ritual to remove negative intrusions for the poor woman.

Our internet was instantly knocked out at the completion of all our rituals for her. Our town had a complete and total blackout, as did neighboring towns. This happened immediately after the internet went down.

We ended up moving all our tools we use in our spells, which is no small job, to a town one hour away, and stayed with friends for a week while the electricity and internet were down in our own town. We have since discovered that this is the main mode of attack for internet spells we cast, when we encounter particularly strong entities, and we recently have installed a generator and backup personal hotspot setup for electrical blackouts and internet outages.

Woah…Wow… That’s truly bizarre. 😆

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…hmmm, that would be a toss up between, 1) a video of me getting a pie in the face, 2) a video of me getting green slimed poured over my head like on Nickelodeon 3) a video of me washing my dog in my garden 4) a video of me pretending I’m his mother and scolding him for being a s****l pervert…all four were requests for custom offers… i turned them all down.

😆 What in the world?! Lol!

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I received a voiceover order a couple months ago, with a script advertising the ability to bet on fixed football (soccer) matches.

Needless to say, that was a quick Cancellation and Report. 🙂

(But seriously, if you were running a match-fixing ring, why would you want to advertise it publicly?)

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I received a voiceover order a couple months ago, with a script advertising the ability to bet on fixed football (soccer) matches.

Needless to say, that was a quick Cancellation and Report. 🙂

(But seriously, if you were running a match-fixing ring, why would you want to advertise it publicly?)

if you were running a match-fixing ring, why would you want to advertise it publicly?

…on the contrary, if someone were doing something illegal, the most plausible means to maintain stealth is to get someone else to do it.

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if you were running a match-fixing ring, why would you want to advertise it publicly?

…on the contrary, if someone were doing something illegal, the most plausible means to maintain stealth is to get someone else to do it.

Maybe so. I guess this is why I’m not a criminal mastermind. 🙂

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I once had a buyer request that I help him get out of a traffic violation by preparing a motion arguing that the court had no jurisdiction over him because he was a free, living being outside the jurisdiction of any court and the court had not shown any authority that they could compel him to respond to any proceedings filed there. I respectfully explained that I could not help him.

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