Dance for me, peasant, dance!

[spinn]

I’m not really clear about how that “request gigs” thing on the front page works, if it’s anything more than a suggestion for someone to post a new gig. But if someone wants to point me to a gig where this would be applicable, let me know.



I want a 30-second video of a person dancing sadly in front of the camera, like they don’t want to. They should be visibly/audibly crying and have a sign around their neck that says “$5”. Preferably some sort of happy music playing in the background, I have Cotton Eye Joe in my head as an example. Also the person should be dressed badly.



Even “dancing” is probably too good a word for it, like I don’t expect dancing to the song exactly, more like someone shouted DANCE FOR ME, PEASANT, DANCE! at them and they’re forced to do it.



Any takers?

[rossonomous]

Just put “I need someone to perform a funny dance” and wait for responses.



And it works in the simple way that you see it; someone writes what they want, sellers contact offering their service.

[maestromaster]

 

spinn said: They should be visibly/audibly crying and have a sign around their neck that says "$5".

spinn said: more like someone shouted DANCE FOR ME, PEASANT, DANCE! at them and they're forced to do it.

 

Sounds like prostitution or slavery ;).

 

[pianophantom]

I don’t know why I chuckled at this description. Excuse my dark humour. >X>

Strangely wanting to attempt that. But I’ll do it in a half mask >A> (if you don’t mind).