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and definitely don’t spam my inbox with a gem of a message like

“Hello
I want some aid”

You can obviously spell hello when you can be bothered, which is a good start. I will help you with this first simple tip–and it is the only tip you will get from me, along with improving your English: don’t spam people.

Inbox me again and I am reporting you. OK? Good.

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Hello Alfred Drake,

Just to make this 100% clear, I can’t help you work on Fiverr in any way.

In this case, please note that if you do buy my gig as you have said that you will, all you will receive in return is a written treadmill of grief detailing why you are destined to fail as a human being.

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I have clearly stated in previous posts how I shoot people who interrupt me when I am working and absolutely hate people ordering services which I do not provide.

If this person is contacting me and threatening to order a gig from me because I post on this forum, they clearly haven’t bothered to read my, or likely any other sellers posting. - Including posts regarding how to succeed on Fiverr.

Some people are simply unredeemable in the intelligence department. Moreover, because this is usually through choice and cognitive laziness, the kindest thing to do is crack open a can of venom and pour them a delicious glass or two. This way they can be shocked into perhaps jump-starting their own mental car batteries.

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Dear me. I just googled his profile as well. It’s a C&P. I can’t really link, but get rid of the first sentence. It’s a hit on several sites including this one.

This fellow’s a complete waste of space and time.

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Welcome to the Alfred Drake diss-appreciation society. Tell me, is Alf offering to pay you $5 so that you can tell him how to make it big? Personally, I love how he says that he has no skills or know how in any area but really wants to be an expert in something.

Got to admire his determination, though.

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I get this a couple of times a month at present. Do people really think that there is a secret link they can be sent which will educate them in an instant in regard to how to cast spells, copywrite or become an instant hit as a web designer?

It boggles the mind.

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