Fiverr = Clippy AI. Vote ✅ or ❌!

[emmaki]

Clippy AI - cunningly disguised under names like "Neo" is currently in charge of Fiverr. I know this, because my SM sent me an SOS begging for my help since Clippy AI had gone on a crazy rampage - I could hear his shrill, slightly robotic voice in the background screaming "SUCCESS SCORED! SUCCESS SCORED!"

Sadly, before she could tell me what was happening, she yelped in fear as the line cut out. I fear she may have been success scored, whatever that means.

In the meantime, we need to discuss this concerning new development at 5HQ.

[ssj1236]

@emmaki I don't know how to tell ya this but I think most sellers are too young to know who or what Clippy is. 

[emmaki]

Yes, I know I'm old. Get off my lawn! 

[navid_zafar]

56 minutes ago, ssj1236 said:

@emmaki I don't know how to tell ya this but I think most sellers are too young to know who or what Clippy is. 

I still remember Microsoft Office Assistant.

[smashradio]

On 4/13/2024 at 2:13 PM, emmaki said:

Get off my lawn! 

Gran Torino was such a masterpiece. 

[abbasnoor24]

well i am sorry but if you ask from the freshers i mean if you ask from new seller they will totally be confused about your post and they dont know what to answer.

[emmaki]

All the young people talking about "confusion" is only confirming my wild assumption that young people don't know how to Google stuff or look at Wikipedia. 

Forgot to mention, back in the day when clippy terrorized people, I always wondered why these people (who are now very old) didn't just... turn it off like I did. Much like today's youth, Very Old People seem to have a terminal inability to Google stuff. It's very strange. 

Still, as a millennial who effortlessly manages to be able to use computers and new-fangled new tech like TikTok and this "AI" that everyone talks about, here's why Clippy AI is bad (starts off a bit slowly, but I quite like the dramatic escalation). 

The freshers can now go back to playing Farmville. Oh wait, sorry, that's the old people. 

EDIT: take note Fiverr. This is how AI should be used (for creativity, not world domination). Not that you're listening. 

Edited April 14 by emmaki

[coerdelion]

Resistance is futile ...

[markp]

this is for @emmaki when you come back. it looks like you were right. if it wasn't for those meddling kids.

[emmaki]

Oh no, another archaic reference to a 50 (?) year old TV show!