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Live from the Fiverr Forum. It’s Mooch’s tenth annual, “Regulars Only,” End of the Year - Check In Thread! 

Join us on this festive occasion as we take a look back at the good - the not so good - and the “

seriously, this jerk who just took my work and cancelled is leaving me a review(?)

Tonight the stars are out in full swing. With performances by: 

A rousing duet of “Deck The Halls” by the Vickies

Also a contractually obligated song by Michael McDonald. 

Some of the guitarists from that degenerate audio section

“Much more” is code for “if I didn’t mention you, just know that I’ve beaten this particularly thin part of the bit to death and just come by and participate”

Hello again friends and welcome to the tenth annual, “Regulars Only” 

. Tonight - we celebrate the holiday season by providing updates that are so juvenile, they should be rated via emoji. 

 with the Fiverr. Clearly it was another banner year for Fiverr innovation and services. In fact - Fiverr burst through the AI market by launching its automated matching tool Neo. No word yet on whether Neo will be replacing Fiverr’s other automated, canned response service -

 the Fiverr. In fact I got a tattoo of the Fiverr. It reads “Fiverr Business.” And when people ask “what does that mean… ” I say “

Fiverr Forum also saw some changes. Show of hands, how many of you are excited by the tweaks that the forum made this year? 

I’m sure some of you have your hands up, unfortunately Fiverr doesn’t let me see the results of their surveys. 

 the Fiverr. It’s because of Fiverr that I know how many revisions it takes to screw in a lightbulb: 

It’s an endless amount but the instructions pretend like it’s only one

Well, of course, the big news this year was “cancelation reviews.” That’s right, customers 

 have the ability to review your service, even if they cancelled the service and didn’t use it to completion. As expected, this set off a fire storm here on the forum - where sellers all flocked to ask the same question: 

 the Fiverr Forum. It’s like Reddit with less emotional stability. 

Speaking of the Fiverr forum, what is it with all these melancholy posts declaring “heartbreak” and “desperation” over lack of gigs? If you think 

 hurts, just wait til the women of your country are allowed to talk. 

We interrupt this program to attend mandatory sensitivity training. With some time and deep reflection, we here at the Tenth Annual Check In Thread have come to realize that some jokes - 

 - can have a negative impact. It was not the intention of this program to hurt, mock, stereotype, belittle or besmirch the cultural differences that make this world such a fine place to live in. Likewise, we feel very badly about exploiting the plight of women, the oppressed, people without mouths, mouths without people, the heartbroken, Gig deficient people or people who were born gigless but now identify as a “Gig Having” person. We don’t take these matters lightly and pledge to donate all of tonight’s proceeds to “The Foundation for Heterosexual Male Sobbers who Clearly Haven’t Interacted with a Woman, International.”

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We now return you to Mooch 1’s Tenth Annual “Regulars Only” End of the Year Check In Thread.

Hey, how about a big round of applause for our house band - “

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!” They’ll be playing all the approximately similar but legally “

Well everyone spent 2023 worried about innovations that will take money out of their pockets, offering client’s robotic insights and vague responses, causing harm to sellers that refuse to participate and ultimately resulting in the dehumanization of the freelance industry. 

 the Seller Plus Program. Besides, I wouldn’t want them to be offended five weeks from now when they see this message. 

Friends, viewers from all over the world are standing by to hear from 

, the forum regular, as you make with the confessions, the updates, the check ins and the brutal truth of what 2023 meant to your Fiverr experience. We have correspondents from all over the globe, standing by to “check in” and provide updates. 

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