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21 minutes ago, webpoka said:

Please share your valuable comments. 

1. You can lead a horse to water - but it looks silly in a life jacket. 

2. You’ll catch more flies with honey, but even more flies with all your fingers.

3. One man’s trash is another man’s trousers.

4. Don’t judge a book by it’s cover. But totally by it’s parents.

5. A penny saved is a penny lost in your car. 

6. Absence makes the heart grow tired of absence.

7. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket-case.

8. Beggars can’t be chewers.

9. Birds of a feather are bald birds that need more feathers.

10. People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw parties.

11. You can’t make an omelet without breaking some eggs. Unless you’re making an eggshell omelet. Then by all means, proceed.

12. There’s more than one way to skinny latte.

13. Any job worth doing is worth doing for half according to your competitors.

14. What’s good for the goose is good for your grandpa.

15. Silence is Golden Girls (seriously, don’t even talk to me when my Golden Girls are on). 

16. You get what you pain for.

17. A journey of a thousand miles begins in a motorized vehicle.

18. If you can’t say something nice, say it while running.

19. Never bite the hand that feeds the animals.

20. There are two sides to every Tori.

21. The early bird gets the paper.

22. If you can’t beat ‘em, try a hammer.

23. It’s better to be safe than sloppy.

24. A friend in need is a friend in debt.

25. Misery loves company cars.

26. You are what eats you.

27. Pick your battle-axes.

28. It’s better to have loved and lost, unless you’ve really loved that tv remote.

29. Blood is thicker than liquor.

30. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and you should start a magic act.

31. Let sleeping dogs lie. Then, when they wake up, say - “I know you’re a liar.”

32. Laughter is the best meta-verse.

33. Clothes don’t make the manhole.

34. Dead men tail no tails.

35. Do not cut off your nose to spite your other nose.

36. Fake it till you make it worse.

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8 hours ago, damooch916 said:

You can lead a horse to water - but it looks silly in a life jacket. 

Above - in detail - I may have given the most relevant, sound, applicable advice to have ever been splashed about this forum. I will be acknowledged. 

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