New solar

[miltonbiswas891]

I am new to fiberr But one wants to work with professionalism.

Edited April 24, 2023 by miltonbiswas891

[markp]

I find this very hard to believe.  So much for the English language test.  

[newsmike]

[vickiespencer]

  

Edited April 24, 2023 by vickiespencer

[catwriter]

Solar, fiber...and professionalism?

M.A. in "Islamic Histr", whatever that is.

And... "Noted: Please My service for yours, sure message us sense free placing an order now."

This is possibly the worst English I've ever seen on Fiverr.

[visualstudios]

The math is impressive, 100% of people seem to be in the top 10% in the tests. It's truly magical.

[leannelrivers]

[newsmike]

I would write an "Open letter to Fiverr" asking how people who speak like Tonto can claim fluency while they look the other way, but I'm afraid it might not get a response.  

[leannelrivers]

2 minutes ago, newsmike said:

can claim fluency while they look the other way

Aside from my inbox, I might have to stay away from the general forum for a few days, perhaps pop in to scan for funny and useful responses from you guys. The dishonesty and laziness are grating on me. It's upsetting. 

[vickiespencer]

59 minutes ago, catwriter said:

M.A. in "Islamic Histr", whatever that is.

It is what every Fiverr Virtual Assistant needs to know! 

[newsmike]

3 minutes ago, vickiespencer said:

It is what every Fiverr Virtual Assistant needs to know! 

I assumed it was MS in Islamic Hysterectomies

[markp]

Here is the new English test

What is the correct way to say "Fiverr" in English?
A) Fiverr
B) Fiber
C) cereal
D) Let me ask chatgpt

What is the correct way to say "thank you" in English?
A) tip
B) order me now
C) thank you
D) Bye

What is the correct way to say "I don't understand" in English?
A)  No England speaking
B) I understand
C) please order me
D) I don't understand

Choose the sentence or sentences that use a comma correctly. Choose all correct answers

A) To be successful on Fiverr you need to speak English and offer quality services.
B) To be successful on Fiverr you need to speak English, and offer quality services.
C) To be successful on Fiverr you need to use Chatgpt and, offer quality services.
D) To be successful on Fiverr you need to message as many other sellers as possible to give you their orders.

Which of the following sentences uses a gerund phrase correctly?

a) "I like reading books in my free time."
b) "unlimited revisions are my favorite activity."
c) "why does no one knock me."
d) "How do I rank my gigs fast."
 

[filipdevaere]

This one is wrong:

D) To be successful on Fiverr you need to message as many other sellers as possible to give you their orders.

 

Should be 

D) To be successful on Fiverr you need to MASSAGE as many other sellers as possible to give you their orders.

[markp]

6 hours ago, filipdevaere said:

This one is wrong:

D) To be successful on Fiverr you need to message as many other sellers as possible to give you their orders.

 

Should be 

D) To be successful on Fiverr you need to MASSAGE as many other sellers as possible to give you their orders.

 Please don't give them ideas. Please. "Sir, I massage you, but you give me no order"  No happy ending there. Sorry.

[breals]

On 4/24/2023 at 5:31 PM, leannelrivers said:

Aside from my inbox, I might have to stay away from the general forum for a few days, perhaps pop in to scan for funny and useful responses from you guys. The dishonesty and laziness are grating on me. It's upsetting. 

I'm the same as you Leanne.  I'm starting to step back from the forum for a while, as it's really starting to wind me up seeing this.

It's getting bl**dy ridiculous!  This use to be funny when I first saw it. Now I just feel embarrassed for the platform that unknowing sellers will come across these guys! Especially when a lot of us are working so hard to get through this current slump in business. 

The small number of good people on here are fighting a loosing battle against a swarm of freelancers that are actively trying to scam the system. 

Come on Fiverr! for the sake of every hard working, honest freelancer, please sort this out!

[leannelrivers]

3 hours ago, breals said:

Now I just feel embarrassed for the platform

It is embarrassing. 

Edited April 26, 2023 by leannelrivers

[seo_garage01]

On 4/24/2023 at 12:41 PM, miltonbiswas891 said:

I am new to fiberr But one wants to work with professionalism.

It's Fiverr not Fiberr.

[newsmike]

7 hours ago, breals said:

I'm the same as you Leanne.  I'm starting to step back from the forum for a while, as it's really starting to wind me up seeing this.

I think that is the smart play.