promarketar Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 😭To be honest my name is Adnan I am only 15 years old, due to lack of money I have come to this fiver world, I am very good marketing expert, I have been coming to fiver for a long time, I am opening 2 gigs, no work is coming, if you can help me to get a job. Or anyone I could have worked with, I would have benefited greatly, I would be forever grateful to them 😭 https://www.fiverr.com/share/z8P6wK my gig. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vickieito Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Hi @promarketar, Welcome to Fiverr and the forum! 3 hours ago, promarketar said: I am only 15 years old That's wonderful! I'm always impressed by the kidpreneurs on this platform. 3 hours ago, promarketar said: I am very good marketing expert, I have been coming to fiver for a long time, I am opening 2 gigs, no work is coming, You have only been on Fiverr for a month, maybe less than a month. This actually isn't a long time. Many sellers don't get their first order for months. 3 hours ago, promarketar said: if you can help me to get a job. Here are some comments that I have after reviewing your gig. Hopefully they'll help you! In order for buyers to find you and place an order, you'll have to make sure that you stand out from the crowd. Currently, your gigs look too much like other digital marketers out there. Buyers only have a few seconds to decide which gigs they'll click on and if your gig looks too similar to others, it's easy for buyers to skim over your gig. Also, you'll need to proofread your profile and gigs. You already have "marketar" and "expart" misspelled (and one of these are on your gig images). If you are a digital marketer, spelling is incredibly important and your buyers will be critical of your gig. It's great that you are a digital marketing expert, because you can use your marketing skills to drive relevant traffic to your gig. Show your clients what your marketing can do and do the same for them. If you have 4+ years of experience, highlight that in your portfolio. You get 3 images, 2 PDFs, and a gig video for each gig. Utilize all of these to showcase and highlight what you can do for your clients. When I was a new seller, my portfolio gave me credibility and convinced buyers to place orders with me even though I didn't have reviews or many orders under my belt. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
promarketar Posted January 2 Author Share Posted January 2 I understood what you said. Thank you very much for understanding me. I will try to follow what you wrote. Thankyou , Mem. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsmike Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 (edited) On 1/1/2023 at 12:02 PM, vickieito said: I'm always impressed by the kidpreneurs on this platform. Vickie, you know that I love the fact that you are probably the kindest person on the forum, but I think you fell for a load of BS this time. 1. Claims to be a "marketing expert", yet cannot generate business for himself. 2. Clams to be just 15 years old, yet profile pic has wooly beard and male pattern baldness. 3. Claims to be only 15, yet profile says 4+ years experience in the industry, meaning he started at 11. 4. When anybody tells a lie, the first words out of their mouth are "To be honest" 5. Canada again. 6. Claims to be "fluent" in English. Yet says things like "Our job is very simple Grow your business Any help contact me" and "I will be run facebook ad campaign for you business" 7. Misspells "marketer" in profile name Edited January 6 by newsmike 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filipdevaere Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 12 minutes ago, newsmike said: Vickie, you know that I love the fact that you are probably the kindest person on the forum, but I think you fell for a load of BS this time. @vickieito Newsmike is right. Before I even read the remarks of Newsmike, I noticed already all of it. The red flag went up as soon as I noticed the age and his profile picture. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filipdevaere Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 And look at this...... he is only 15. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filipdevaere Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 And of course .... fluent in English. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsmike Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 (edited) I am literally rolling on the floor laughing. I didn't get my MBA till I was 16. But my mom still bought me a pulatainium ring as a graduation present. Edited January 6 by newsmike 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filipdevaere Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 3 minutes ago, newsmike said: But my mom still bought me a pulatainium ring as a graduation present. Lucky guy ...... Was it made in "Canada"? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsmike Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 (edited) 5 minutes ago, filipdevaere said: Lucky guy ...... Was it made in "Canada"? Yes, but well deserved. It was hard being in high school, earning , my MBA and getting 4 years experience in job market as an expert marketer all at the same time at 12 years old. Edited January 6 by newsmike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vickieito Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 @newsmike and @filipdevaere - I agree with both of you. It's so obvious yet I let my tendency to assume the best in others cloud my view on this one. A lot has changed on the forum since this was posted 5 days ago (it's crazy)! So more lurking and reading for me! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsmike Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 Just now, vickieito said: I let my tendency to assume the best in others cloud my view on this one. No worries. If you are interested, I offer a brilliant 6 week course on "How to see the worst in people, and spot bullshit at 50 yards." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filipdevaere Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 5 minutes ago, newsmike said: Yes, but well deserved. It was hard being in high school, earning , my MBA and getting 4 years experience in job market as an expert marketer all at the same time at 12 years old. Yeah, I can imagine. And at the same time learning to speak “England”? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsmike Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 Just now, filipdevaere said: Yeah, I can imagine. And at the same time learning to speak “England”? Is it me or is the Forum a sideshow now? I mean 100% stupidity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vickieito Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 4 minutes ago, newsmike said: If you are interested, I offer a brilliant 6 week course on "How to see the worst in people, and spot bullshit at 50 yards." If it's just as good as this crash course that I've had just from being on the forum for the past 5 days, I'm in! What really was an eye-opener for me was seeing how the clubs are being m0derated... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filipdevaere Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 5 minutes ago, newsmike said: Is it me or is the Forum a sideshow now? I mean 100% stupidity. Having a forum is good, but there is so much useless and wrong information on it. And it is barely cleaned up. That is a shame. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsmike Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 1 minute ago, filipdevaere said: Having a forum is good, but there is so much useless and wrong information on it. And it is barely cleaned up. That is a shame. If only they would start people out in read only mode, then 1 post per day for a while. Get flagged, back to read only. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filipdevaere Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 3 minutes ago, newsmike said: If only they would start people out in read only mode, then 1 post per day for a while. Get flagged, back to read only. Indeed, this can be a good start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsmike Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 (edited) 4 minutes ago, filipdevaere said: Indeed, this can be a good start. OK, Filip, I'm gonna grab a few hours sleep and hand it off to the UK and EU folks for a bit to keep an eye on those pesky "Canadians." Edited January 6 by newsmike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filipdevaere Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 Just now, newsmike said: I'm gonna grab a few hours sleep Good night. See you tomorrow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andymoorevoice Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 The international sign someone doesn't know Jack about Jack: Stock photo: I bet they currently look more like this: 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filipdevaere Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 13 minutes ago, andymoorevoice said: I bet they currently look more like this: The hidden talents from Andy....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andymoorevoice Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 25 minutes ago, filipdevaere said: The hidden talents from Andy....... Not my work, it's a meme of soy boys, beta males and cucked manginas. Some would claim it's "alt-right" but they're likely to be left of Mao and Stalin. But my hidden talents do include cat wrangling, baking breads and making my own cologne.... Certainly not an expart in any field, hell, it hurts to even type that wrong..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filipdevaere Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 6 minutes ago, andymoorevoice said: Certainly not an expart in any field, hell, it hurts to even type that wrong..... I have seen already somewhere a gig image with “EXPART” in it, but I could not find it anymore. I also don’t have the time to search for it. I just prepared 9 custom orders, I am too busy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andymoorevoice Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 14 minutes ago, filipdevaere said: 9 custom orders, I am too busy. That's because you know the secret sauce ingredients, and how to mix them right! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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