How you doin ( or I have successfully completed my 10th coffee)

[surajkartha]

I've been meaning to ask you for some time now and it's purely out of curiosity 🙏 but do you hire dedicated writers for your posts or do you write them yourself?

[damooch916]

1 hour ago, surajkartha said:

do you hire dedicated writers

Hi and thanks for your inquiry. I never hire dedicated writers. I hire cheap writers. I have no time to honor the demands of the dedicated. In fact, I find the whole thing ham-fisted, bloated chest puffery. What’s a dedicated writer? Someone time managing themselves into isolated “over thinking?” That’s not a job. Laying brick is a job. Writing is what happens after a talented person lives long to tell you about it.

1 hour ago, surajkartha said:

do you write them yourself

Any decent writer will tell you: No writer writes alone. We coauthor with our multiple personalities (with a special forward by our complexes).

1 hour ago, surajkartha said:

I've been meaning to ask you for some time now

Hesitation is the terminal illness to your soul. So seize the moment. But these days, ask the moment if it’s okay - before you seize it. 

[theratypist]

On 12/4/2021 at 4:06 PM, damooch916 said:

In any event. You didn’t tell us how you were doin.

Hahaha. Well, its been 2 years since I last visited my extended family in America (where we usually go for the holidays). I would certainly say I feel a bit more hopeful and joyous this Christmas season compared to last year. 2020 Christmas was just "Is this the end of the world feels?"....... 

Currently, (outside of Fiverr) I am working on my part of a healthcare related policy paper for Asian countries. 😁 

Fiverr wise, still great! Repeat buyers, new buyers. Byer buyer bayer.

P.S. Certainly love your way with words 😂 You could make a story out of an ant you met at the park, which you met after you picked up a lucky coin and I would still be enthralled 🤣. I wonder if you deliver your stories with the same energy I assume when I'm reading them??

I would totally love to have you as a real life friend alongside all the other cool kids in this thread! Of course our mafia boss is @newsmike .. Whoops did I say mafia, I meant tea party. Hahaha.

 

[damooch916]

7 minutes ago, theratypist said:

Of course our mafia boss is @newsmike 

Um. No? Mike is my consigliere. Possibly even street boss, in times where I’ve got to restrict access. Where you would even derive at the conclusion that anyone - of any repute - could possibly direct orders to me, is absolutely absurd.

 

[damooch916]

23 minutes ago, theratypist said:

I wonder if you deliver your stories with the same energy I assume when I'm reading them?

Assuredly I’m having the coffee you imagine as I’m delivering responses. Coffee is my energy.

28 minutes ago, theratypist said:

outside of Fiverr

Currently, outside of fiverr, I’m finishing the final edits on a song that just received financing for a major studio session. It’s for an upcoming movie. We’re also finalizing the distribution and licensing agreements. I suspect it will be distributed on streaming services exclusively, but the last soundtrack material I worked on had a limited theatrical run and a Walmart - physical copy - deal as well. So, who knows. 

 

32 minutes ago, theratypist said:

Certainly love your way with words

I call this way, “if Hunter s. Thompson wrote for late night.”

36 minutes ago, theratypist said:

I would totally love to have you as a real life friend

In real life, I’m totally different than my television character. I drink three times the coffee, passionately launch into stories with twice the surrealist bent and wear far more tank tops.  

[raselahmed666]

good

[damooch916]

5 minutes ago, raselahmed666 said:

good

This is a positive outlook. Look at all the options you had. There was:

moderate

so-so

jump off a bridge

bad

possibly

And yet, here you are with clear positivity. Have you considered a career as a critic? Your direct approach is stunningly versatile. 
 

Though, I wouldn’t opt for being paid by the word. 

[newsmike]

1 hour ago, damooch916 said:

Um. No? Mike is my consigliere.

[newsmike]

10 hours ago, vickiespencer said:

I see struffoli! My auntie used to make them every Christmas.

Oh yeah, but you gotta eat 'em fast or they turn into a bowling ball if they sit too long.

[surajkartha]

 

2 hours ago, damooch916 said:

Hi and thanks for your inquiry. I never hire dedicated writers. I hire cheap writers. I have no time to honor the demands of the dedicated. In fact, I find the whole thing ham-fisted, bloated chest puffery. What’s a dedicated writer? Someone time managing themselves into isolated “over thinking?” That’s not a job. Laying brick is a job. Writing is what happens after a talented person lives long to tell you about it.

 

2 hours ago, damooch916 said:

Any decent writer will tell you: No writer writes alone. We coauthor with our multiple personalities (with a special forward by our complexes).

Dang you definitely attain "legend" status every single time you post.. 🤘

Respect 🙇‍♂️

2 hours ago, damooch916 said:

Hesitation is the terminal illness to your soul. So seize the moment. But these days, ask the moment if it’s okay - before you seize it. 

Ya but people get offended so easily these days you never know how the other person would perceive what you say 😅 but I hear you... appreciate the words of wisdom oh enlightened one 🤘

[vickiespencer]

4 hours ago, newsmike said:

or they turn into a bowling ball if they sit too long.

You mean mini 🎳 balls!
"I guess I would not know because Aunt Nancy never made enough of them. The plate was always empty very soon.

I am partial to these too! This Montana gal visited NYC once upon a time and sampled these at the Feast of San Gennaro. I fell in love and order them every Christmas to put in the Christmas stockings.

[newsmike]

33 minutes ago, vickiespencer said:

You mean mini 🎳 balls!
"I guess I would not know because Aunt Nancy never made enough of them. The plate was always empty very soon.

I am partial to these too! This Montana gal visited NYC once upon a time and sampled these at the Feast of San Gennaro. I fell in love and order them every Christmas to put in the Christmas stockings.

Nice. Have you seen these?

[vickiespencer]

1 hour ago, newsmike said:

Nice. Have you seen these?

Nope, but I love pistachios! I better look those up.