Again, something that's a little new but even more confusing.

[zeus777]

So I woke up this morning with a spam message.
And no, it wasn't the average "Hi" spam.
......I mean I'm quite sure it is spam, but the message was quite confusing.
Not sure what he was trying to tell me here.

He started his message with a "yes," but what is he saying yes too?
 

[newsmike]

1 minute ago, zeus777 said:

Not sure what he was trying to tell me here.

Don't forget the gibberish translator.   https://mybigmonkey.com/gibberish/

[re_skiptrace]

Be carefull in future.

[maitasun]

3 minutes ago, zeus777 said:

He started his message with a "yes," but what is he saying yes too?

Simple: Yes, I tranlation japan. U give me wurk, dear.

[newsmike]

2 minutes ago, re_skiptrace said:

Be carefull in future.

Are you even reading the thread, or just banging your head on the keyboard?

[zeus777]

It just got worse.
Here's the thing.
I am confused, yes, but I'm not angry. Yes it's a bit annoying, but I'm not angry at this guy.
I'm guessing he is asking for work, but obviously he is not capable of doing it. I'm sure HE knows he can't. Or does he??
What is this, desperation? Greed? And pardon for saying this, but stupidity? 
Yes we get spam like this and it's nothing new, 99.9% of the time I won't even care and even make fun of the person.
At this moment I think I'm feeling sorry for this dude. I am.

But dang. I dunno. Seriously. OK, I need more coffee.

 

[newsmike]

18 minutes ago, zeus777 said:

It just got worse.
Here's the thing.
I am confused, yes, but I'm not angry. Yes it's a bit annoying, but I'm not angry at this guy.
I'm guessing he is asking for work, but obviously he is not capable of doing it. I'm sure HE knows he can't. Or does he??
What is this, desperation? Greed? And pardon for saying this, but stupidity? 
Yes we get spam like this and it's nothing new, 99.9% of the time I won't even care and even make fun of the person.
At this moment I think I'm feeling sorry for this dude. I am.

But dang. I dunno. Seriously. OK, I need more coffee.

 

Kinda the Frankenstein dialect.  "Fire Bad"

 

[lenasemenkova]

It’s a word game. They just throw random words in your direction and you have to put a fun story together. Bonus points for a surprising finale. 

[zeus777]

I guess the sad part is that even though the messages he sent me does sound like a Frankenstein word game,
in that guy's mind he is (I believe!?) trying his best to communicate.

Or maybe he simply decided to take a shot at it and see where it would lead to without thinking at all. Oh boy...