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It is good to see 👀

It’s wonderful that you’re still here. So many have made their way to the great gig in the sky. Or they just don’t post. I’m probably romanticizing their decision to not be on a forum.

Whatever. I’m still gonna wear black for a month and listen to Michael Bolton.

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No tl;dr? FAKE NEWS.

:rofl:

I’m an exemption to that consensus. I encode textual narcotics guaranteed to make you come back. It’s never as good as it was the first time, but by then it’s too late.

At some point, you’re reading some long post of mine just to avoid the symptoms.

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If you’re not a nerd, cause reading is for nerds. Copy/paste it in google translate, a let that sweet non-robotic at all lady’s voice read it to you. It’s truly poetic. 👌

@zreine

While reading may be for nerds, google translate is for Gypsies. Translation itself is sorcery. For all I know, this non human told you that I wrote a recipe for a mean upside cake.

Which, to be fair, is way more practical than what I wrote. But it’s not accurate. Everybody knows, I like pumpkin pie (I told customer service to tell them… ticket pending).

The preferred method is “book on tape.”

It’s all part of my new lecture series:

“I’m not banned, You’re banned: Lessons from a pre Postmodern understanding”

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@zreine

While reading may be for nerds, google translate is for Gypsies. Translation itself is sorcery. For all I know, this non human told you that I wrote a recipe for a mean upside cake.

Which, to be fair, is way more practical than what I wrote. But it’s not accurate. Everybody knows, I like pumpkin pie (I told customer service to tell them… ticket pending).

The preferred method is “book on tape.”

It’s all part of my new lecture series:

“I’m not banned, You’re banned: Lessons from a pre Postmodern understanding”

Now that you mentioned it, it did sound like so obscure mystical incantation from an other dimension. This must certainly have affected my judgement, since I made myself a tea instead of a coffee. That’s basically blasphemy. An outrage to the marvelous syrup that comes from that majestic coffee bean. I think I’m going to burn some sage and watch some YouTube videos about how to make 10k easily without working, to break the spell.

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Thankyou for this beautiful Response. I can’t thank you enough on how your post changed my life. I was struggling with the Business is Business syndrome .

I used to stay professional and ask potential buyers questions about their projects, my 2 cents on it, give them specifics on what I can do and how much I will charge but after reading your post I clearly understood what was wrong with me.

Now I started getting underpaid, messaged by buyer after 6 months to “Make the logo BIGGER” , no social contact, posture like a banana but I love it. That’s how I dreamed my life to be.

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Thankyou for this beautiful Response. I can’t thank you enough on how your post changed my life. I was struggling with the Business is Business syndrome .

I used to stay professional and ask potential buyers questions about their projects, my 2 cents on it, give them specifics on what I can do and how much I will charge but after reading your post I clearly understood what was wrong with me.

Now I started getting underpaid, messaged by buyer after 6 months to “Make the logo BIGGER” , no social contact, posture like a banana but I love it. That’s how I dreamed my life to be.

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Thank you for your beautiful words. Mooch Industries INC specializes in life affirming, mood altering, soul moving programs designed to take regularly content people and jar them into extravagance.

You sound like a winner.

Perhaps you’re ready to take the next step on your journey to complete awesomeness.

Our award winning programs (What is this?!? Magazine - “You gotta see This” award 2015) are the industry standard. With my help, you will shape into a completely unrecognizable person.

We offer classic courses of the Mooch library such as:

  • “Eating Coffee: The Mooch diet”

  • “Get Ripped in 30 minutes or you did it wrong“ -VHS

  • “I’m Not Listening to This Tonight Debbie:” Successful tips for a lasting relationship

  • “Hey Sugar Pants: How to Talk to Women Anywhere” - Now with free binoculars!

  • “What is Defamation?” Handbook

  • “■■■■■■ Harassment for Huggers” guide with pictures

  • “The Mooch Encyclopedia of Terms that will Get you Terminated: Volume 3” Updated to include quick references of how to lawfully hit on people of any pronoun

And of course, the program that started it all …

Mooch’s “You Gotta Problem, Hoss?” Six ways to take charge of your life with positive hostility!

Yes, they’re all here. My programs will redefine your association with existence. But you have to hurry, supplies are running low.

As a bonus gift, if you call in the next thirty minutes, I will throw in a pair of brass knuckles for free (gently used, please disinfect before wearing)!

It’s time to become the you, that you always never knew you could be.

Call us today!

Mooch Industries Inc. Is not an official sponsor of Fiverr, it’s investors or it’s sister companies. Product use is prohibited in some states. See state laws for details. Fiverr forum does not endorse the opinions of Mooch. Fiverr forum does not endorse Mooch. Mooch scares us. Mooch held a boom box to our office windows and played songs from the movie “Jerry Maguire.” Clearly Mooch has never seen “Say Anything” and didn’t understand the reference. Do NOT tell Mooch we said anything. Refrain from antagonizing Mooch with further correspondence. Do not attempt to engage Mooch or encourage his terrible “humor” with humor. Mooch sees this as a threat. Highly volatile. Mooch’s programs have been known to cause eczema in some patient trial studies

fank you ma’am dear bro sir for vis veri valuablel informacion 👍

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