Strange Messages

[jake_hopkins]

Over the past few days, I have seemed to amassed a collection of rather queer messages.

I thought it would be fun to share them with you. And I just want to be clear, all of these are the first messages that people have sent me, so this is our first interaction. And, they’re all from different people.

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Why is it always me who gets these?

[coerdelion]

I don’t think it’s just you … there are a great many people on Fiverr who have no idea - of anything, really … :roll_eyes:

[visualstudios]

YOU SCURVY DOG

I laughed.

[humanissocial]

I wouldn’t be surprised if all of the people in your screenshots think you mean you write for actual ghosts. 👻

Like maybe you’re writing Casper’s memoir.

[caesar_english]

This one if my fave.

“Join me and together we shall rule the galaxy” - Darth Vader

[eoinfinnegan]

YOU SCURVY DOG

I laughed.

YOU SCURVY DOG

Wasn’t there a Google Translate option for Pirate language?

[visualstudios]

YOU SCURVY DOG

Wasn’t there a Google Translate option for Pirate language?

Facebook had it, not sure about google translate.

[jovicdesigns]

I swear to god this is the funniest thread I have seen in my 20 days. 😆
I suggest you to proofread for that guy as getting banned isn’t a good situation to be in!!

[zerlina84]

Those two who ask OMG IS IT TRUE def sound like the same person.

Some weird people out there 😂

[miiila]

You’re lucky, you scurvy dog 😃 I just get boring stuff like my last strange messages:

him: Hy

#This message relates to: [one of my gigs]

Me: Hello. How can I help?

him: No thanks

me: And why did you message then?

him: Soory

(Or didn’t he mean Sorry but Sooty, as in Sooty Dog? 😀)