Let's have a game with lots of fun and good music! (Okay, bad music is fine too :P)

[miiila]

I need a song for when someone messages you every two weeks, requests a custom offer, then disappears without accepting it. It’s a blessing they don’t if they are that passive-aggressive.

Hmm … isn’t that some variation of Bait & Switch, baiting you into sending an offer and then switching to playing shy?

[coerdelion]

This may fit your scenario as well as mine @misscrystal

When a buyer messages, you give them a price and their reaction is “too expensive” … every single time …

[eoinfinnegan]

I need a song for when someone messages you every two weeks, requests a custom offer, then disappears without accepting it. It’s a blessing they don’t if they are that passive-aggressive.

I feel like a U2 medley could help here.

First they have

 

In

Then they

And you are glad to let them

 

[miiila]

And then they show up on the forum to ask what it means if it suddenly says a seller profile is unavailable, because:

And everyone on the forum tells them: You

and you were a whole

all on your own,

and now the seller used their seller super power and is

to you.

[miiila]

Following that train of thought - when a buyer raises a red flag and your spidey senses start to tingle:

[cyaxrex]

This song reflects the experience of how you feel when you get a crazy in your inbox:

And you end up feeling like the Asian lady in the audience. (Composed, but also bewildered and slightly offended.)

[coerdelion]

When you can’t block them because they never order from you …

[miiila]

This song reflects the experience of how you feel when you get a crazy in your inbox:

And you end up feeling like the Asian lady in the audience. (Composed, but also bewildered and slightly offended.)

I’m also composed but also bewildered and slightly offended, and I’m not even Asian.

However, sometimes, just when you’re about to finally hit the “Close account” button, you have a real gem of a buyer in your inbox and you see a silver lining again:

[misscrystal]

I’m also composed but also bewildered and slightly offended, and I’m not even Asian.

However, sometimes, just when you’re about to finally hit the “Close account” button, you have a real gem of a buyer in your inbox and you see a silver lining again:

It’s worth putting up with the annoying ones for those gems.

[miiila]

It is. And once you have several of those, and they become regulars, it’s like a chest of

[misscrystal]

It is. And once you have several of those, and they become regulars, it’s like a chest of

There are a few that I simply love that are regulars. I wish I could hug them. At least 90% are wonderful.

[imagination7413]

I’m

Bad buyers, I

[n4y33m]

I just got an order asking something completely different than what my gig offers.
And, then after explaining to the honorable buyer, he is like: It’s now or never!!!

meantime, I’ve no words

[miiila]

When you delivered orders and buyers message, not to ask for revisions but just to wish you

[eoinfinnegan]

When a regular buyer wished you a happy new year when they placed another big order

[eoinfinnegan]

When someone sends a new message for every sentence

[maitasun]

When you’re chatting and, suddenly, you get a notice saying the user can no longer be contacted… 😬

[misscrystal]

When a client nags you non stop about when it will be done, while you are in the process of doing the impossible for them:

[imagination7413]

When a client nags you non stop about when it will be done, while you are in the process of doing the impossible for them:

This works too, and it’s the same group!

 

[miiila]

When a buyer looks at the Gig requirement page of a too wordy seller:

[eoinfinnegan]

When the messages go on and on without any sign of an order.

[miiila]

When you ignored all the forum posts about rather editing your delivery time or just pausing all Gigs than switching into out of office mode

Of course, once you’re back from out of office mode, you may feel like you might better not have ignored all those posts, because the bliss of silence turns into lengthy

But, well, who cares, cuz

[misscrystal]

When you ignored all the forum posts about rather editing your delivery time or just pausing all Gigs than switching into out of office mode

Of course, once you’re back from out of office mode, you may feel like you might better not have ignored all those posts, because the bliss of silence turns into lengthy

But, well, who cares, cuz

What a beautiful if depressing piece by Beethoven.

[misscrystal]

When you inevitably get the scumbag buyer who wants to steal from you:

Lyrics:

I’ve been caught stealing
Once when I was 5
I enjoy stealing
It’s just as simple as that
Well, it’s just a simple fact
When I want something,
I don’t want to pay for it
I walk right through the door
Walk right through the door
Hey all right!
If I get by, it’s mine
Mine all mine!
My girl, she’s one too
She’ll go and get her a shirt
Stick it under her skirt
She grabbed a razor for me
And she did it just like that
When she wants something, she don’t want to pay for it
She walk right through the door
Walk right through the door
Hey all right!
If I get by, it’s mine
Mine all mine!
We sat around the pile
We sat and laughed…

[n4y33m]

When the scammer seeking your attention but you did exactly what they asked and you’re fearless!