Let's have a game with lots of fun and good music! (Okay, bad music is fine too :P)

[wp_kid]

Before you start your business on Fiverr listen read…

[miiila]

When you didn’t insist on finding out why you got that first warning, for whatever reason believed in some non-existent 3-strikes-rule and that you’ll be fine continuing with whatever you did to earn that first warning because nothing will happen before a second or third warning, and suddenly find yourself unable to log in …

[pacquo]

When you read the Forum, the Improve My Gig section especially.

[maitasun]

When a buyer wants off, right in the middle of something good or even when it’s just starting, and you try to calmly explain that doing so would be a mistake - a big one!

[eoinfinnegan]

When you give a nice reply to a random stranger on the forum and then go check your inbox

[n4y33m]

When the order mark as completed decade ago yet a sudden PayPal chargeback notification pops up!

[imagination7413]

What newcomers think/want the frequency of incoming orders on Fiverr to be, so they can perma- freelance-only.

[miiila]

When you hit the jackpot and are in the “block button will block mean people from messaging and buying” beta … 🎶Now you’re just Somebody that I used to know

[misscrystal]

Deciding what to buy first with your new fiverr money:

[eoinfinnegan]

When someone is going nuts about something on the forum and they start insulting people and you just sit there waiting for the

[miiila]

Can I have your number, it’s easier to explain on the phone

My mail is xxxxx, you can contact me there if there are any questions

Congrats on your Gig, I’m xxx and would like to interview you on S**pe

Hi I’m Lee and I have an interesting proposition for you, let’s chat on G Hangout

…

[imagination7413]

Being on Fiverr makes you lament the loss, and long for the ‘good old days,’ and reminds you of the

[miiila]

What sellers think when studying the level requirements page:

How sellers imagine the TRS level:

How TRS see the TRS level:

😉

[eoinfinnegan]

When CS won’t do exactly what a new seller wants despite the seller sending them hundreds of messages.

@lloydsolutions encouraging each and every lost soul on the forum to

[sanda5]

Hmm… when you are waiting for orders and you have put 10 buyer requests…and still no order…

[miiila]

When a really simple order comes in, with clear instructions, and the offer to ask if anything is unclear, but you don’t ask because, for once, everything is clear, and you do as the instructions say and deliver in record time, and wake up to a notice of the customer asking you to change exactly the thing you had done like you had because of those instructions, basically telling you that they wanted the exact opposite of what the instructions said …

[coerdelion]

When a really simple order comes in, with clear instructions, and the offer to ask if anything is unclear, but you don’t ask because, for once, everything is clear, and you do as the instructions say and deliver in record time, and wake up to a notice of the customer asking you to change exactly the thing you had done like you had because of those instructions, basically telling you that they wanted the exact opposite of what the instructions said …

Yup …you wish they would have told you …

[miiila]

When you’re selling spells and Fiverr changed something in the UI, and suddenly you don’t get any tips anymore …

[misscrystal]

When you’re selling spells and Fiverr changed something in the UI, and suddenly you don’t get any tips anymore …

@miiila That’s like it spoke directly to me except for the coin part. 💰 more like it.

[coerdelion]

The cry of every newbie …

[miiila]

Newbies on the forum when someone tells them they messed up: It’s not my fault because I’m new and I didn’t read …

[n4y33m]

When you’re selling spells and Fiverr changed something in the UI, and suddenly you don’t get any tips anymore …

I couldn’t resist myself bringing up Baby Yoda after watching Geralt of Rivia.

And, this is the feeling after noticing a notification about someone leaving you a Tip!

[eoinfinnegan]

Your plea to the ranking algorithm gods when you go Out of Office for a couple of days

[miiila]

When one of your ratings takes a damage just before St. Level’s Day but one more message or one more completed order on time might save you from dropping a level …

[misscrystal]

I need a song for when someone messages you every two weeks, requests a custom offer, then disappears without accepting it. It’s a blessing they don’t if they are that passive-aggressive.