Let's have a game with lots of fun and good music! (Okay, bad music is fine too :P)

[miiila]

Music and end-of-year forum threads go well together, so let’s have a “Fiverr Soundtrack Game” if you’re up for it!

The rules:
Think of or find a song title that “has to do with Fiverr”, tell us what, and post a video of a performance of that song (IMPORTANT: keep in mind that this is a PG13 forum when you’re looking for a video! ;)).
To not make it too hard, only the song title counts, the rest of the song may or may not fit the occasion.

I’ll start with an example:

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Sounds of Silence by the immortal Simon & Garfunkel … when a buyer didn’t send requirements or answer a VIQ (very important question), it’s midnight, you want to go to sleep but the clock keeps ticking and in the morning, it will be too late to deliver on time …

[n4y33m]

Not sure if it goes with the rule, but it’s truly me after watching a delivered order on the dashboard, and thinking I’ll have to do this for a whole week!

P.S: I know a lot of rants already happened on the topic!

[wp_kid]

After a bad gig…

[eoinfinnegan]

When a Level 2 seller has all their metrics in green on the 14th of the month

The next day when they aren’t TRS

[miiila]

Not sure if it goes with the rule, but it’s truly me after watching a delivered order on the dashboard, and thinking I’ll have to do this for a whole week!

P.S: I know a lot of rants already happened on the topic!

Not sure if it goes with the rule,

Yes! 5* post 😉

[miiila]

When Lee from wherever spams your inbox … again …

[misscrystal]

When you get an order that becomes a living nightmare:

[Guest samsar555]

You Will Love 2 Crazy Guys.notsure.lol

[miiila]

Not sure either whether it fits the title rule but I hear “Take it easy” multiple times, which certainly one has to tell oneself all the time when being a Fiverr user, so I’d say it counts 😉

[miiila]

When you had a bad⁵ buyer and now are waiting for CS’s response to your ticket … Stand by me

[misscrystal]

When you get a demented evil one star review:

[eoinfinnegan]

Alternative option for when you get a bad buyer and stand your ground - you get paid but a 1-star review

[cyaxrex]

Alternative option for when you get a bad buyer and stand your ground - you get paid but a 1-star review

 

How you should really react to a bad buyer who leaves a 1-star review:

[eoinfinnegan]

How you should really react to a bad buyer who leaves a 1-star review:

How you should really react to a bad buyer who leaves a 1-star review:

You do always have a feeling about the ones who do that

 

[miiila]

And one for the Fiverr forum … When you had a toxic buyer who left a 1* review and a really bad day on the main site and you go to the forum’s Ranting Pot to rant but instead of forum pals who commiserate, pat your back and hand you a pint of Guiness, find people who turn the Ranting Pot into the Boxing Ring and berate you because you … should have appeased the buyer because buyers are always right or your gig doesn’t have enough small print or something or whatever and you find the forum atmosphere is …

[eoinfinnegan]

And one for the Fiverr forum … When you had a toxic buyer who left a 1* review and a really bad day on the main site and you go to the forum’s Ranting Pot to rant but instead of forum pals who commiserate, pat your back and hand you a pint of Guiness, find people who turn the Ranting Pot into the Boxing Ring and berate you because you … should have appeased the buyer because buyers are always right or your gig doesn’t have enough small print or something or whatever and you find the forum atmosphere is …

When you leave the nice buyer a glowing 5-star review and get the notification that they left a 1.7 star review for you

 

[miiila]

When you were sure you’d get a glowing 5* review but get a 1.7* …

… and then the buyer messages you to tell you it was an accident because their thumb is so big and their phone display so small and that they of course meant to give you the usual glowing 5* for your usual glowing work …

… and then you remember that you can’t tell CS that it all was a mistake and ask them to let the buyer correct the *s …

[misscrystal]

When you need information from your buyer to do the job but you don’t hear from them:

[cyaxrex]

When you need a song that describes the psychological perils of working on Fiverr: Bjork, Human Behavior:

Or you only have a few minutes and want to get straight to the point: Slipknot, Psychosocial.

[miiila]

(Haha, that fox one was crazy but actually good)

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When you are in danger of developing attitude and of thinking there might or should be more important things than ratings, you need this song to remind you that …

[coerdelion]

When someone asks “what’s wrong with my gig ?” and the person they copied it from is the one who answers …

[miiila]

When you’re a hopeful maybe-buyer who read some blog posts by bloggers who didn’t do their homework and you thought you’d get everything and the moon in a nice package with a bow on top of it on Fiverr for a Fiverr even in 2019 and discover that there are gigs where even the most basic package costs more than a Fiverr … alternatively, when you’re a hopeful maybe-seller who watched too many “get rich without any skills on Fiverr” YT videos and discover that you don’t get a sale even after you spent a whopping 5 minutes to set up 5 gigs and waited already 5 hours for your first buyer …

[misscrystal]

(Haha, that fox one was crazy but actually good)

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When you are in danger of developing attitude and of thinking there might or should be more important things than ratings, you need this song to remind you that …

(Haha, that fox one was crazy but actually good)

The video currently has over 899 million views as of December 2019.

[susanlouise216]

When a favorite buyer asks if you have time for a big job next week…

[imagination7413]

When you do your best to help people and guide them in the forums, and then you see the exact same question over and over and over and over… and you just want to help but the new people just keep coming and are so: