markusvoice Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 So, since we’re about 2 weeks away for the one month anniversary of St. Levels Day. I’m wondering what the name will be for February 14th/15th’s eval.Since it is on Valentine’s Day and here in the states, particularly my hometown of Chicago, there was the notorious, infamous: St. Valentine’s Day Massacre…which if the response to St. Level’s Day was any indication, then February will be a day to avoid the forums. In the spirit of keeping it light…(cue my movie trailer voice)IN A WORLD, WHERE ONE CANCELLATION CAN CHANGE YOUR FAITH IN YOUR SKILLS(I’m scared to cancel. It hurts…it hurts…)WHERE TOP RATED SELLERS THEMSELVES ARE BEING DROPPED LIKE BAD HABITS…(you guys suck. I’m going back to Odesk. I miss Elance. At least PeoplePerHour respect me.)A WORLD OF BETRAYAL…(I missed responding to 1 message because I was binge watching Stranger Things and I get punished. Hey…Wynona Ryder is still acting??)A WORLD OF PAIN AND LOSS…(It’s not fair. 90% isn’t realistic…it should be 70%)FORGED IN COMPLACENCY AND PROCRASTINATION…(CS told me they can’t do anything because….)ONE SELLER DEFIES THE ANALYTICS…THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS…(How do I make a sale?)(How do I make 2 sales?)(What’s 90% of 17, if I haven’t delivered 2 orders and one hasn’t been marked complete, and 2 are in revisions at midnight GMT?)FOLLOW OUR DOERS TO AN UNCERTAIN END.FROM THE STUDIO THAT BROUGHT YOU:LEVEL 1 (to level 0)LEVEL 2 (to level 1)PURGATORY (who know how long you’ll stay between 2 and TRS)TOP RATED SELLERS (to level 2 or somewhere around there)COMES THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED SEQUEL TO ST. LEVELS DAY…FEBRUARY 14TH…THE ST. VALENTINE’S DAY OF DELEVELS (until St. Patrick’s Day of Drink and Remorse).Levels will gained…levels will be lost…tears will fall…again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gina_riley2 Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 So, where is the voiceover version? 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markusvoice Posted January 31, 2018 Author Share Posted January 31, 2018 So, where is the voiceover version? 🙂I’m not in my voice studio till 4am…coming soon!!👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eoinfinnegan Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 St Lovel’s Day?Anyway, I expect it to be just the same as any other St Valentine’s Day.I will get overly optimistic, only for nothing to happen and 2 days later I’ll get a response saying “Eh, NOPE!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikavoice Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 So, where is the voiceover version? 🙂So, where is the voiceover version? 🙂+1 Please grace us with your voice, Markus. It looks good on paper but um hearing it would be 💯St Lovel’s Day?PERFECT 😍You’re good at this stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eoinfinnegan Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 So, where is the voiceover version? 🙂So, where is the voiceover version? 🙂Please grace us with your voice, MarkusI not only want the voiceover version but also a @torrelles style video to go with it.You’re good at this stuff.I will write cheezy lines for $5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikavoice Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 So, where is the voiceover version? 🙂Please grace us with your voice, MarkusI not only want the voiceover version but also a @torrelles style video to go with it.You’re good at this stuff.I will write cheezy lines for $5I will write cheezy lines for $5Woh-Woh I fell for it. 😦I was giddy with excitement thinking you FINALLY created a new writing gig.Trickster you!😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeus777 Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 I’m not in my voice studio till 4am…coming soon!!👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcheary Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 So, since we’re about 2 weeks away for the one month anniversary of St. Levels Day. I’m wondering what the name will be for February 14th/15th’s eval.Since it is on Valentine’s Day and here in the states, particularly my hometown of Chicago, there was the notorious, infamous: St. Valentine’s Day Massacre…which if the response to St. Level’s Day was any indication, then February will be a day to avoid the forums. In the spirit of keeping it light…(cue my movie trailer voice)IN A WORLD, WHERE ONE CANCELLATION CAN CHANGE YOUR FAITH IN YOUR SKILLS(I’m scared to cancel. It hurts…it hurts…)WHERE TOP RATED SELLERS THEMSELVES ARE BEING DROPPED LIKE BAD HABITS…(you guys suck. I’m going back to Odesk. I miss Elance. At least PeoplePerHour respect me.)A WORLD OF BETRAYAL…(I missed responding to 1 message because I was binge watching Stranger Things and I get punished. Hey…Wynona Ryder is still acting??)A WORLD OF PAIN AND LOSS…(It’s not fair. 90% isn’t realistic…it should be 70%)FORGED IN COMPLACENCY AND PROCRASTINATION…(CS told me they can’t do anything because….)ONE SELLER DEFIES THE ANALYTICS…THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS…(How do I make a sale?)(How do I make 2 sales?)(What’s 90% of 17, if I haven’t delivered 2 orders and one hasn’t been marked complete, and 2 are in revisions at midnight GMT?)FOLLOW OUR DOERS TO AN UNCERTAIN END.FROM THE STUDIO THAT BROUGHT YOU:LEVEL 1 (to level 0)LEVEL 2 (to level 1)PURGATORY (who know how long you’ll stay between 2 and TRS)TOP RATED SELLERS (to level 2 or somewhere around there)COMES THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED SEQUEL TO ST. LEVELS DAY…FEBRUARY 14TH…THE ST. VALENTINE’S DAY OF DELEVELS (until St. Patrick’s Day of Drink and Remorse).Levels will gained…levels will be lost…tears will fall…again!(It’s not fair. 90% isn’t realistic…it should be 70%)well 80 percent it is realistic too… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeus777 Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 This was me BTW.Dang, I laughed so much… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eoinfinnegan Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 Seeing as nobody else is gonna ask, @nikavoice and @markusvoice - are you guys related?You have the same surname Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikavoice Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 Seeing as nobody else is gonna ask, @nikavoice and @markusvoice - are you guys related?You have the same surnameare you guys related?You have the same surnameMemba that 🎵Well, we’re SBV 🎤Didn’t you know? Gosh, Eoin you’re late to the partyyy 🎉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hannahhowzdy Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 Absolutely love this. Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markusvoice Posted January 31, 2018 Author Share Posted January 31, 2018 Seeing as nobody else is gonna ask, @nikavoice and @markusvoice - are you guys related?You have the same surnameSista and Brotha from anotha Mutha 😃 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophiesvoice Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 Seeing as nobody else is gonna ask, @nikavoice and @markusvoice - are you guys related?You have the same surnameSeeing as nobody else is gonna ask, @nikavoice and @markusvoice - are you guys related?@eoinfinnegan, um, don’t forget @sophiesvoice 😎 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikavoice Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 Seeing as nobody else is gonna ask, @nikavoice and @markusvoice - are you guys related?@eoinfinnegan, um, don’t forget @sophiesvoice 😎Um, how dare you @eoinfinnegan? Tsk, tsk, tsk. NO sweet treat for you! 🍪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markusvoice Posted January 31, 2018 Author Share Posted January 31, 2018 @nikavoice and @sophiesvoice…the family continues to grow!!!🎉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophiesvoice Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 Nice catch, Sophie. 😉Um, how dare you @eoinfinnegan? Tsk, tsk, tsk. NO sweet treat for you! 🍪Nice catch, Sophie. 😉Um, how dare you @eoinfinnegan? Tsk, tsk, tsk. NO sweet treat for you! 🍪Thank you @nikavoice, we just may have to reconsider letting @eoinfinnegan into the family. We’ll have to see how he comes along with his Castle Retreat and Spa. 😆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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