Youtube Psychology: Just how Sick in the Head are You?

[cyaxrex]

• Gordon Ramsey shouting at various small business owners also known as Kitchen Nightmares
• A variety of videos of footballers from the late 90’s
• Try not to laugh videos
• Various idiotic “funny” Youtubers so I can keep track of what my daughter is watching
• Various rappers nobody has heard of so I can keep track of what my son is watching/listening to

The only way Numberwang could be any more quintessentially English humour (with a u) would be if the Queen and David Beckham were being chased through various doors by a guy in a gorilla suit before turning the tables and chasing him. Incidentally, Beckham would be in the middle both times.

Eoin, I’m afraid that the prognosis is not good. While apparently disclosing your habitual Youtube habits, you have gone so far as to implicate the Queen of England and David Beckham in some kind of deranged Numberwag conspiracy.

You are clearly very ill, Eoin.

Thankfully, I and my team of professional YT Psychologists can help. We’ve spent countless hours now researching the words ‘Eoin’ and ‘Rap’ which seem to appear predominantly in your subconscious. What’s more, we now have this as a result, your very own Eoin Rap, minus all of your past Numberwang madness:

(Literally what you get when you put in Eoin and Rap in Youtube).

[eoinfinnegan]

Eoin, I’m afraid that the prognosis is not good. While apparently disclosing your habitual Youtube habits, you have gone so far as to implicate the Queen of England and David Beckham in some kind of deranged Numberwag conspiracy.

You are clearly very ill, Eoin.

Thankfully, I and my team of professional YT Psychologists can help. We’ve spent countless hours now researching the words ‘Eoin’ and ‘Rap’ which seem to appear predominantly in your subconscious. What’s more, we now have this as a result, your very own Eoin Rap, minus all of your past Numberwang madness:

(Literally what you get when you put in Eoin and Rap in Youtube).

Oh my gosh - I won’t point them out but I used to work with the family of one of those kids when I was a community worker!

[cyaxrex]

I’ll regret this later; but my YouTube viewing habits are:

1. Watching people get hurt doing stupid things
2. Watching cute animal videos
3. Watching a clip from “How Its Made” while eating the product they’re making (the hot dog episode was traumatizing).
4. Watching annoying vloggers and keeping a mental track of how many times they say “I live for this”

Whats the prognosis doc?

You are looking for Mr Madila. You will find all of the answers to your questions here:

[cyaxrex]

Oh my gosh - I won’t point them out but I used to work with the family of one of those kids when I was a community worker!

Yes, Eoin, Youtube medicine like mine can be scary. At least you know now though, that I am a real healer and not some kind of charlatan.

[Guest sophiesvoice]

This may have something to do with the algorithm change but I have been watching videos such as:

how to live in your car by taking out the seats and installing a bed and commode.

This may have something to do with the algorithm change but I have been watching videos such as:

how to live in your car by taking out the seats and installing a bed and commode.

I’m sure this shouldn’t have been that funny to me, but I found it hysterical! 😂

[eoinfinnegan]

Yes, Eoin, Youtube medicine like mine can be scary. At least you know now though, that I am a real healer and not some kind of charlatan.

I did know I had problems, just not as deep as you have shown.

I appreciate you taking the time to reveal them to me so I can begin working on them. Your support will be greatly appreciated.

[Guest sophiesvoice]

Lately, I’ve been going through a challenging time in my life, like we all go through at times. I found this series on YouTube and found them uproariously funny. 😂

[paulmaplesden]

I could not love this thread more. I wish I had more likes to give.

[Guest sophiesvoice]

I could not love this thread more. I wish I had more likes to give.

Yep, it’s a winner! 😀

[indieoven]

Oh, this is nice! I now I have big issues, but this will be interesting hearing it from someone else.

I usually go to youtube to see upcoming movie trailers, but I always end up watching stuff like

or like

[cyaxrex]

Oh, this is nice! I now I have big issues, but this will be interesting hearing it from someone else.

I usually go to youtube to see upcoming movie trailers, but I always end up watching stuff like

or like

I’m sorry. There is currently no help available for your cause. None at all actually, It’s sad but yodeling or whatever sounds the people in your videos are making is simply not covered by today’s medical insurance standards.

My best advice as a Doctor would be: Watch something else.

[cyaxrex]

Lately, I’ve been going through a challenging time in my life, like we all go through at times. I found this series on YouTube and found them uproariously funny. 😂

Please stop trying to use this thread to promote common core

[woofy31]

Before I start, I am claiming complete intellectual property rights from this moment onwards over what I am calling ‘Youtube Psychology.’

In short, Youtube Psychology is a new science whereby I analyze peoples Youtube watching habits and pass verdict on how messed up (or fully compos mentis) a person is.

Watch a lot of videos about how to do CPR on passed out unicorns? Your living in a dream world! Unicorns don’t exist and the reality is that you are probably sitting in a darkened room right now by the mummified corpse of a postman you invited in for a cup of tea six years ago.

See, I’m a real Youtube Psychology genius.

Now, to make things fair, I have been watching a lot of you tube videos recently about:

• A man who systematically opens antique army ration packs and eats the contents
• Re-runs of a 1990’s UK comedy series called ‘The News Today’
• Re-runs of various early 2000’s comedy sketch shows by two comedians called Mitchel & Webb
• The upcoming new Star Trek series
• How to make puff/flaky pasty with pea flour and no form of animal fat or hydrogenated vegetarian/vegan fat alternatives
• How to get rid of mice without killing or injuring them

The verdict on my psychological character? I am completely normal.

Now. Dare you share details of your recent Youtube viewing habits? If so, the doctor will see you now.

A man who systematically opens antique army ration packs and eats the contents

How to make puff/flaky pasty with pea flour and no form of animal fat or hydrogenated vegetarian/vegan fat alternatives

Those are troubling 😬 Are you sure you’re the doctor and not the patient? 😃

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Well, I don’t see myself as troubled in regards to my youtube habits since they’re being kept to a minimum number of genres, but the doctor always knows best so I’ll take your advice whatever that will be!

1. I watch a lot of English Bulldog funny videos, I can’t help it, I’m addicted

2. I’m starting to have a hard time doing ‘ketchup’ on my 30-40 subscriptions to drawing/painting channels

3. I just can’t live without

   😂

So, am I deranged and I simply refuse to admit it? Or am I just another regular mammal shadowing the world?

[expertpeople]

😂
Funny

[cyaxrex]

You’re the one who said you want to be a woman in a past post. Personally, I love individuality as it comes. The curse of the world is a word called ‘normal’ Don’t hate me for my attempt to explore the lesser fundaments of Youtube Psychology. Embrace my new science. If you don’t the CIA will anyway.

[paulmaplesden]

You are quite right @paulmaplesden, that was Numberwag. Sad as I am to admit it with you being my arch nemesis Pro seller, you are a completely normal human.

As for the mice, Being nice isn’t always good. I started off with one and tried to find a way to kick it out humanely. Now I have several and it is just two weeks later… If only mice could be encouraged once a week to play Numberwang somewhere else other than my kitchen…

The curse of the world is a word called ‘normal’

Sad as I am to admit it with you being my arch nemesis Pro seller, you are a completely normal human.

The cut runs deep… 😦

[eoinfinnegan]

I really think you may have found your niche here Andy, next step is to create a video and send it in to the Yankees competition, get your exposure and watch the sales roll in.