Your favorite type of Clients?

[mary19791]

That is so funny! That is also sad that kids are not doing their own homework and having people do it online. I did write a paper for a college student about three years ago but that was the only one I have ever done for a kid in school. That is young at 12 to be ordering homework services online. LOL

[capitalquality]

accept that the price I quote is fair and reasonable

This one’s from last year, so I can share this: I have this gig where every additional block of animated text is an additional $5. I have no problems offering a discount for, say, more than 10 “slides” (doing more of the same is quickly churned out in this case) but they’re still obviously more work. A buyer asked me for 450. Fourhundredfifty. I told him to do the math (smiley) and made a fair and reasonable offer in the higher part of three figures.

The answer: I’LOLreview with my team. Never heard of him again. 😒

Never heard of him again.

I wish I’d never heard from my last year example. I quoted a lot (higher part of three figures) to do a bespoke VBA application for someone who’s initial contact said something along the lines of this is simple for an expert like you (red flag, I know). I got a bunch of messages asking how I justified the estimate. I even actually explained in one how I worked the cost out. I think he sent about 14 messages after I gave up replying before he too gave up sending them.

[aiexander]

That is so funny! That is also sad that kids are not doing their own homework and having people do it online. I did write a paper for a college student about three years ago but that was the only one I have ever done for a kid in school. That is young at 12 to be ordering homework services online. LOL

Should I help one of these rascals out with their homework, I can only imagine the horror that awaits me… They will come back with an army, which would unleash hell loose. 😱